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tame the neanderthal

Practice of removing body hair that most women don't need to remove, like the tops of feet or lower back. Removing hair in regions that women don't have unless they're neaderthals.
Man, my toe hair is getting bushy again... I better go tame the neanderthal.
by Dori C. December 12, 2008
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Nederland

Hick town 20 minutes west of Bouler, CO. It's where all the hippies that were kicked out of boulder go....
Oh, you live in Nederland? Im sorry....
by teh_M0j June 7, 2005
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Nonders

the ULTIMATE sexual position, in which the man touches the woman's monkey with his dolphin.
girl: Did you hear that Professor Gabriel did the NONDERS last night??

boy: WOW he's the bomb-diggity!
by bibbity bobity March 27, 2009
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nunderwear

Very plain standard underwear, usually white and covering everything. like the sort you'd expect a nun to wear.
I've heard Nancy wears the most prudish nunderwear. Does she know the meaning of black and lacy?
by Heddon April 22, 2006
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nerdery

A place where nerds can hang out and coalesce without fear of retribution. Examples include The Library Bistro
"Lets go to the Bistro. It looks like a nerdery"
by Jaktesh August 21, 2007
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Nerder

A nerd boner or getting aroused by something that would usually only excite the most nerd-tastic
Oh man! I saw Harry Potter with my girlfriend yesterday. I hate those movies, but seeing Emma Watson in that Hogwarts robe gave me a raging Nerder!
by AYearForPhil October 29, 2011
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Neanderthal Girl

A (COPYRIGHTED) term which originally referenced one unfortunate teenage girl who strongly resembles a Cro-Magnon female in appearance. Now used as a nickname to describe any female who resembles a Neanderthal, but to distinguish from the original Neanderthal Girl, the town is added to the name. Example: PCNG (Port Charlotte Neanderthal Girl).
None of them can beat the original though.
The mythological residence of the so-called "Modern-Day Neanderthals" is a place called "Neanderpines" supposedly located near Tampa, Florida. However, in real life, these Cro-Magnon lookalikes can be found in any community across America, though the original, and many others, are found in south Florida.
Some common characteristics of Neanderthal Girls include, but are not limited to, the following: Extremely bushy eyebrows (or a unibrow); protruding brow bones; crooked, yellow, or just plain BAD teeth; an overly large and misshapen nose; really ratty, greasy, frizzy, unkempt hair; a protruding and/or overly square jaw; short stature; and possible (though not proven) uncanny ability to hunt and make stone tools, with little knowledge of agriculture as it prefers a more primitive method of hunting and gathering.
Personality wise, they are annoying, intelligent but hopelessly lacking in the common sense department, irritatingly random, and think they are attractive.
The theme song of Neanderthals everywhere:
"I'm a Neanderthal man, you're a Neanderthal girl, let's make Neanderthal love, in this Neanderthal world."

"Where can you see Neanderthals? Only in Neanderpines."
by PLAH January 3, 2006
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