oh mummy

excliamation used to express shock or suprise many used in N.Ireland

Oh mummy like I was scundered last nite when i feel in front off all them wee boys

oh mummy by ladycadiver May 8, 2005

yummy mummy 

An attractive, healthy, and very sexy mother! Usually a young woman or sometimes a really gorgeous and hot middle aged mother. Yummy mummies usually wear trendy clothes, have great hairstyles and always look fabulous.

Isn't that woman a hottie? She's a yummy mummy!

yummy mummy by blahblahblah February 14, 2005

Burrito Sized Mummy 

A burrito sized mummy referes to an extreemly large joint. It takes about 6 rolling papers to create one

Hey patna why dont you light up that burrito sized mummy you got rolled up

Burrito Sized Mummy by BIGGDAD September 5, 2009

yummy mummy 

A young, sexually attractive mother. There is an important age distinction between a yummy mummy and a MILF. Yummy mummys are younger than 30, while MILFs are older than 30.

Dude, I pulled a hat trick! First I banged that sweet 19-year-old yummy mummy Leslie, and then I did her mom--that MILF Heather. Worship me, for I am god!

yummy mummy by SkidMarkyMark July 13, 2006

easter mummy 

The opposite of the Easter Bunny who steals easter egg presents from their own kids without telling them.

"I'm afraid Aunty Mavis forgot to get you an easter egg this year little billy", said the easter mummy, "but anyway you've still got 3 more to eat and we dont want you getting sick - right?"

easter mummy by chesterpest January 22, 2010

mongolian mummy 

When a man wraps his dick in freshly cooked Mongolian BBQ noodles and spices, and his partner blows him, while slurping the noodles

That bitch last night sure was hungry. She ate up that Mongolian Mummy, and even left room for seconds!

mongolian mummy by MoBuckets January 4, 2017

Waking Mummy

When a male ejaculates on a sleeping females eyes while she is sleeping. The female is surprised when she wakes up to find her eyes are crusted shut such that she needs to raise her arms like a mummy to find her way to the bathroom.

That girl was such a bitch I gave her a waking mummy.

Waking Mummy by DoubleD629 September 21, 2019