derrick mortel

can't spell the word "totally" and has bad taste in music. haha. almost joking.

you're totaly DERRICK MORTEL!
and
maaan thats totaly DERRICK MORTEL!

by christabel April 6, 2005

Devan Mortenson

A Fuckin QUiter

ANy sport

by Anonymous May 5, 2003

mortimer

Man who helps others. One who is selfless. This man is a great leader always willing to help others. He is loyal and careing. Also a man who loves Saki.

Man that guy helped me get rank 5 he is very mortimer.

by Kalei July 25, 2008

Morten

A "Morten" is a male person with a speech impediment and/or a tendancy for geeky behaviour.

"Hey, look at that guy with the braces!"
"Yeah, he's such a Morten!"

by MC Buller January 6, 2005

mortimer

described as a man or woman who enjoys having felatio done on him by a woman or man dressed as a dead person

When I had pneuminia i gave that mortimer an awesome blowjob

by covington May 9, 2006

Morte

Morte is an irc addict.

OMG that dude is like 24/7 on irc. He is really a Morte

by tom January 2, 2004

denis morten

Denis Morten is a faggot and has a really short dick. all people hate him and he is a faggot

Denis Morten has a tiny dick and isn´t allowed to play GTA5

by The-P-Man January 2, 2017