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mojon

Spanish for a cigar shaped piece of feces or turd.

A stupid lad.
Dejaron un mojón en el toilet.

Ese tipo es un mojón.
by Taíno boy December 13, 2003
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cross-mojonation

To mix two unrelated things into something wierd, unexpected or exciting. Could be bad...could be good. You will know when it has happened.
Muffin Eater 1: "These chocolate muffins have been too close to the blueberry muffins. They taste like blueberrys"
Muffin Eater 2: "Your so right! There has totally been some cross-mojonation going on."
by David Butler February 1, 2006
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Mojigle

when you forget what something is called .
look at my mojigle !
by savessa ;] June 26, 2009
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Mojena

A beautiful girl. This girl usually looks different from other girls. She's a child at heart and is very passionate about what she does. She'll most likely be that one friend with the only purpose is to make you laugh. Her fashion sense is crazy. Mojena's are rare. She's unpredictable and one of those people that you catch yourself staring at because she's so breathtaking.
Mojena walked in a room and everyone just stared in awe.

Mojena is unforgettable.
by Albop April 4, 2013
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Mojizmo

Similar to the word 'mojo', with the meaning 'libido' from the Austin Powers movies. The words 'mojo' and 'jizz' gives us 'mojizmo', which is used to describe a good energy within a man after abstaining from ejaculation for several days. Mojizmo is a power, commonly attractive to women if the man possesses great trigger discipline.
Symptoms may include an increased level of confidence, courage and coolness.

Also, see 'no fap'
Man 1: There's so many chicks being into me at this party, what's going on?!
Man 2: When's the last time you fapped?
Man 1: About a week ago.
Man 2: About a week ago? It's gotta be your mojizmo!

Man 1: Hey, you should go talk to that cute girl in class. She really likes you.
Man 2: I can't! I lost my mojizmo to RedTube last night.
by tracksuitninja May 5, 2015
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Mojito Butt Muddle

When you muddle mint in a female's butthole, except instead of a muddling tool, you use your dick.
Friend: aye man Tina's stank crevice was smelling minty fresh

Me: yeah I gave that Edgar Allen Hoe a mojito butt muddle

Friend: nice bro!
by DomAndAustin May 31, 2016
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mojeeb

He's so mojeeb
by Mujifuji December 31, 2016
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