A friend pleads poverty to avoid paying his way in a chi-chi restaurant when in fact he has money to burn. Far from being "rock bottom" he is said to be "mock bottom".
by Davis Matthews March 03, 2008
Getting groped by your music teacher and him going to court and being innocent even though there were several eye witnesses
by ball slanger June 15, 2022
The act of making fun of yourself to preempt a funnier person from making fun of you. Used by less humorous folk as a defense mechanism.
by JumpingBakflash December 20, 2013
when one tries to insult another, and makes a typo or another error, allowing themselves to be insulted instead
Meredith: lletuce, pronounced “YET-US” in the way of the Spanish
Devin: I’m the way of the Spanish
*in the way of the Spanish
Meredith: Devin you don’t have to use euphemisms like that, you can just call yourself gay
Me: oh dude he just got mock blocked
Devin: I’m the way of the Spanish
*in the way of the Spanish
Meredith: Devin you don’t have to use euphemisms like that, you can just call yourself gay
Me: oh dude he just got mock blocked
by KingOfCoffee March 14, 2018
Used to describe someone who has undergone plastic surgery that hasn't achieved the desired result because it looks strange, out of place and or is blatantly obvious.
As in when you mock up a new design. It is not complete.
As in when you mock up a new design. It is not complete.
by Dubdiz February 27, 2014
A serious mental condition, when IB students seem to lose all sense of the world around them. Can occur at any time before mock examinations and can last for looong periods. Also includes hysterical laughing or sudden sobbing.
"What are those students laughing at"
"They are laughing at a picture of Lenin holding Stalin as Virgin Mary does Jesus."
"...Why exactly?"
"I dunno. Probably pre-mocks nobrain."
"They are laughing at a picture of Lenin holding Stalin as Virgin Mary does Jesus."
"...Why exactly?"
"I dunno. Probably pre-mocks nobrain."
by Ayolandelena February 01, 2021
A mocklungeon is a pretend mulungeon.
Melungeons ,The people who are a triracial isolate group from the Appalachian Mountains.
Melungeons ,The people who are a triracial isolate group from the Appalachian Mountains.
Hey,have y'all done heard about Georgia? She's a mock-lungeon who tries hard to be a real melungeon but fails miserably
by Frybread Flatfoot April 28, 2024