teh microphone

When a person asks you for teh microphone

Joe Mama: Give me teh microphone

Joe Dada: no
Joe Mama: GIVE ME TEH MICROPHONE

by Ninja Monke March 16, 2021

bad microphone

Someone who was a bad mic

Yurem has a bad microphone

by Frhdjdjjdjdksmsmsms July 6, 2021

Gaming Microphone

some shit you spend £100 on and you talk into it

i got a gaming microphone

by shoolug February 15, 2023

Spanish Microphone

When you put hot sauce in your anus and have a partner out their lips up to your cheeks and then your defalcate in their mouth.

I just gave my brother a messy spanish microphone

by Blumpkinlover4 March 29, 2024

Gay Macrophilia Syndrome

Gay Macrophilia Syndrome is a made-up mental disorder that mainly affects macrophiles. Individuals with this disorder will often be sexually aroused by the thought of giant gay femboys, or have fantasies about them. Gay Macrophilia Syndrome is self diagnosed and usually cannot be cured for a long period of time.

Jimmy: "bro I think I have gay macrophilia syndrome"
Carl: "what the fuck is that"

by sample goober2 November 22, 2024

Sandy's Microphone

Perhaps one of the worst sounding things ever discovered by humanity. Rumour has it that it can't be used without echoing everyone's voice at least 5 times and that several people have suffered PTSD from it.

"Oh my fucking god what's that noise"
"Don't worry its just Sandy's microphone"

by The_Discord_Gang July 9, 2021

Stop giving men microphones

This mean that men say rude and nasty things about women on a podcast or something else so we need to stop giving men microphones a song by Sarah Hester Ross @ sarahhesterross

Did u here da new song

What song

Stop giving men microphones

by spicyleo💗 April 14, 2022