Macsterbation

The act of mastrubating through your pants while you are in class. While you are preforming this, you should stare at another student, or look at pictures of furries or pregnant mini mouses.

Dude, this one kid we call macsterbation was jacking off in class, and he was looking right at me!

by Sahhhhhh Dude May 25, 2016

manstorm

A trip a guy takes with his friends before the baby, and he leaves his preggo wife at home. Opposite of a "baby shower"

Yo we need to plan my manstorm so I get one last trip before that bundle of joy destroys my life. Also its a good excuse to leave Ruby at home.

by MasterDDT September 19, 2016

Macstrocapacity

A computer term used by geeks to describe a storage unit of over 10 terabytes.

This internal hard drive has a macstrocapacity of storage.

by I D Fine July 28, 2017

Manstrual Cycle

Man•strual Cycle - when a man is being bitchy, moody, irrational, or the like at anytime. Similar to the menstrual cycle of females.

Dude, you are being such an irrational bipolar bitch; are you on your manstrual cycle or what!?

by Jarhead2275 August 21, 2017

Madsturbated

When your partner or significant other is not putting out and you are angry because you have to masturbate instead of getting to have sex with them.

After 5 days of him making excuses to get out of sex, I took things into my own hands and madsturbated for hours.

by A-Lure September 13, 2017

Magst3r

Magnus FTs very bad youtube channel called Magst3r. It sucks very bad. Nobody even likes the name he chose becuse it sucks. There is also a thing called the Magst3r disorder. You have i it if you own the youtube channel Magst3r.

Person 1: Is that a giant fat cow?
Person 2: No, thats just Magst3r
Person 3: Who even has a number in their name anyway?

by MikeOxsmal October 8, 2019

madsturbate

an aggressive wank

Sam pissed me off had to go and madsturbate

by bapien October 5, 2020