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Thick Math Buddy

When you have syphilis and can't control you're urge to go to the school bathroom and beat off to a math buddy that is thick.
I can't live without my thick math buddy.
by Joe Namath January 30, 2019
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Shaan Matharu

A person who laughs at every single joke you tell, he is very nice and stands up for his classmates.
Dang, he laughs at everything. He must be a Shaan Matharu!
by MemeBoi227 April 11, 2019
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Grammatical Math

When the words you are saying do not add up correctly to make sense.
"I was the only one to help set up for the party today and I did everything" "Didn't Mark, Jim and Pam help you set up? That grammatical math don't add up."
by soultoast unlimited March 21, 2021
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aria math

A really good song by C418. Unrelated to math.
Demonic Entity A: Yeah, Aria Math is a good song
Demonic Entity B: cheese is good too
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Mom Math

The maternal equivalent of “girl math.” When mentally stressed, resourceful, or street-smart mothers share tips on digital platforms like TikTok and Instagram how they plan their hectic schedules around their children’s sleeping or waking hours, or how they stretch their money to meet their little ones’ needs and wants, without experiencing a mental meltdown.
Mom math is applying home calculus to the family life, by maximizing love, joy, and peace (or minimizing fear, pain, and stress) for family members from limited time or resources.
by Numerati October 12, 2023
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F*cking math

Math was created by Satan to give high schoolers tremdeous stress anxiety and depression
Dude I have to do f*cking math I can't go today
by The OG birb October 27, 2016
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Sheep-and-Wolves Math

Provocative or subversive math questions set by allegedly mean or wicked educators in Hong Kong, whose aim is to brainwash students, by sowing the "seed of instability" in the once-democratically free colonial city and across totalitarian China.
A middle school teacher in Xinjiang was sent to a reeducation camp for two years after he’s found guilty of setting some sheep-and-wolves math questions, one of which is the following: “In a village, a pack of eight wolves have encircled a pen that encloses a hundred and ten sheep. Guesstimate how many sheep could lose their lives before the shepherd and his two assistants arrived on the scene to rescue his flock.”
by Fasters September 10, 2022
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