Junk Mullet

A man that has a well-trimmed shaft bush, but he doesn't trim the back of his balls or his taint.

I was going to go down on him until I pulled his sack back and saw his junk mullet.

by Rhino Droppings June 9, 2011

Mallery

A very beautiful girl. Has brown hair and big brown eyes. Is a little insecure. Has many friends and big boobs.

Look at mallery over there. She is so beautiful.

by hellothereloveeee April 1, 2010

Radiology Mullet

When a radiologist wears a scrub top with dress pants.

Dr. Rick Kamwerdzer got enema barium on his shirt today. He is lucky he was wearing his radiology mullet.

by gurgurant November 28, 2009

mullet over

A disastrous mating of mullet and comb-over. When you see this doubly tragic combination on one head, maintain a safe distance. The man who wears this cut should be considered dangerous and delusional. If a breeze lifts long straggly strands off his shiny pate, do not laugh under any circumstances. Though he possesses few teeth, he will bite. Do not approach.

"Hey, dude, I think we should get out of here!"
"But I haven't finished my beer."
"That guy with the mullet over has been staring at your butt for the last half hour. He's coming this way!"
"Hey, did you just hear the tune from Deliverance?"

by kathcom October 22, 2011

o'malley

1. Something cool, roughly equal or greater to 10 mega-fonzies
2. a legend

1. He's so o'malley- he's uber kool!
2. What an o'malley!

by The one and only anonymouse February 9, 2009

Manlet

A man who's height is above midget level, but is well below that of any other man. They tend to be very muscular and wide, without a neck.

Guy: "You remember Maurice Jones-Drew?"
Other guy: "Oh yeah, the Manlet running back from the Jaguars?"

I walked into the gym and saw a few manlets working out. They're short, but they sure can lift.

by TheRickestRick April 19, 2016

gooch mullet

a patch of pubic hair that strangely resides on the gooch or taint of excessively hairy individuals; much like a happy trail on the underside of the genitals, but is instead known as a sad trail or, more often, a trail of tears

can also be used as a derogatory term for someone who is pissing you off (see slapnuts, douchebag, etc...)

I was about to give her some hot sexing, but when i saw she had a gooch mullet i threw up and passed out at the same time.

Nathan is such a gooch mullet for driving all the way home with the parking break on.

by kidswooft July 1, 2007