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Lobsterbot

A drunk person who is burnt from being in the sun too long who then thinks they are a fighting robot at the beach.
Holy crap that burnt kid is being a total lobsterbot.
by GingerBot May 25, 2010
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listerally

A word essentially meaning "really" clean. A clever cross between the words literally and the mouthwash brand Listerine.
Dude I just took like five showers... listerally...
by i.skim.by January 3, 2011
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lobster disease

A person with the lobster disease is someone who has the recurring problem of catching feelings for someone after having sex, despite initial intentions of keeping things casual. Once they've shared a sexual experience with one another, emotions unavoidably develop and a desire to mate arises, an incurable side-effect resulting from the lobster disease.

The term lobster disease has an indirect reference to a bit from the television series, Friends, where Ross is upset because Rachel and him weren't getting together whereby Phoebe reassures him saying that Rachel is his lobster. Lobsters are known to mate with only one partner for their entire lifetime.
"Jane can't have casual sex with guys because she always catches feelings, she must have the lobster disease"
by jray November 27, 2012
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Jolly Lobster

When an outcome of a competition is determined by an unexpected crustacean which ultimately shifts the advantage to the victor over a seemingly more qualified competitor.
A man was in a fishing tournament where the winning fish was determined by weight. Upon initial examination the winning fish seemed comparable in length but was inexplicably thicker. After dissection lobsters were found in its stomach, which was the difference between winning and losing. He was a "Jolly Lobster."
by maddies anglers September 29, 2012
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amy lester

sexiest woman alive and rides some hella nice dick and loves to suck
by the mega dide March 19, 2018
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Ben Lester

An absolute cunt. If you meet a Ben Lester, run. Don’t look back. He will ruin your life. Ben Lester’s are absolute pussies.
Ben Lester just tried to fight me, I kicked his ass with a single poke.
by bob22011 April 3, 2018
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Lewiston Lobster

A bright red hot dog, popular in Maine. Red hot dogs are also commonly referred to as a "red snapper", due to the sound made when biting into the natural red casing. Nickname is a tongue in cheek reference to Maine's more pricey bright red local delicacy. Lewiston being the state's second largest city, and largest inland population center and not a place one could fish for lobsters.
When you stop at Marden's later, see if they have any paper plates, because we're having Lewiston Lobsters and beans for suppah.
by myrealname June 17, 2023
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