Loomster

the one mutant french fry that's freakishly long in comparison to all the other fries in the bag

McDonalds has the worlds longest loomster

by Andrion November 1, 2003

Loons Game

Loons Game- When someone close to you reveals a secret you didn't want them too but the friend doesn't realise what he's/she's done. It can also be used to describe the loss of a girlfriend or anything like that really.

"Oh wow John, you're really going to pull a loons game on me?"

by UncleDonny June 27, 2018

Looplok

The looplok is a growing trend of male chastity enthusiasts who are wearing a lock on their beltloop to symbolize their locked chastity status. This is the male equivalent of the key necklace for chastity device keyholders and allows a couple to proudly display their commitment to each other in this lifestyle.

Kevin has been locked for a week and proudly displays his looplok.

by EvolvingYourMan June 7, 2023

Solitaire Loop

When one starts playing computer solitaire (or any variation played on the computer) and is unable to stop playing until they have won. Most frustrating when you cannot win. Also equally frustrating when you have won and you want to win more causing a continuous cycle or loop.

Mom: Johnny, dinner's ready!
Johnny: I can't come down yet, I'm stuck in a solitaire loop!

Person 1: Hey how come you aren't responding to my message?
Person 2: Sorry I'm stuck in a solitaire loop.

by ALF613 March 20, 2010

Belt-Loopin

When two gay dudes can’t rub cocks hard enough in their very tight jeans so they grab each-others back belt loops while thrusting with passion. This technique provides the belt-looper with more leverage which increase the level cock rubbing friction.

Did you see those two gay dudes outside that bar?? They were belt-loopin so hard I thought I saw some smoke.....Jesus man. That was a lot.

by 2SoupCanDan December 4, 2020

Syrian Loophole Theory

As being gay is illegal in Syria, by saying the phrase 'no homo' it makes gay sex perfectly fine. Thus allowing the homies to have a bonding session without punishment

Chris: "Hey Darren, the cops are here. What do we do?"
Darren: "Don't worry Chris, just say no homo which will allow us to keep commiting the big gay sex due to the Syrian Loophole Theory"

by IFatalRaiderI December 30, 2020

Poop-hole Loop-hole

Taking it in the ass in order to preserve your virginity.

I heard she lost it. Nah man, she used the poop-hole loop-hole

by Starfuckerinc July 1, 2017