Chocolate Lancer is a weapon skin from the game Gears of War. No matter what people think, it is not taking your feces cover penis and inserting it into a vagina.
Guy: "Do you like my chocolate lancer?"
Girl: "I'm not into that... feces in my vagina can lead to an infection."
Guy: "I'm talking about Gears of War you stupid whore!"
Guy thinking.... "No I wasn't... :("
Girl: "I'm not into that... feces in my vagina can lead to an infection."
Guy: "I'm talking about Gears of War you stupid whore!"
Guy thinking.... "No I wasn't... :("
by Adam Fenix October 20, 2011
Get the Chocolate Lancer mug.Pulling a Lance is when you clearly have a job and money but still refuse to pay your own bills especially when it comes to dining at a restaurant and end up having your parents pay for you.
Lance: Hey Dad, let's go out to lunch!
Dad: OK, I'll meet you at noon.
(Lunch is served and the bill comes.)
Lance:.....
Dad: I suppose you are pulling a Lance today.
Lance: You know me too well, Dad!
Dad: OK, I'll meet you at noon.
(Lunch is served and the bill comes.)
Lance:.....
Dad: I suppose you are pulling a Lance today.
Lance: You know me too well, Dad!
by Biznatch99 February 7, 2014
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A goofy little country town in between the desert and mountains, just north of LA. Almost everyone has lived here there whole life, so everyone knows everyone. Seriously. You go "down below" to LA, and you see someone you know. Howdy Pardner!
It feels like it is stuck in the 1980s with its conservative politics, and the fact that everyone goes to church, I feel like I am in the Bible belt of the south. Many businesses are closed on Sunday. Lancaster has more churches per capita than any other city in CA.
Most everyone up here is in the military or works for an aerospace company.
Overall it is a good community, not much to do in terms of night-life, but the surrouding mountains and desert are good for people that like to bike or hike.
People move here once they have had their fun and just want to settle down, and ride a horse.
It feels like it is stuck in the 1980s with its conservative politics, and the fact that everyone goes to church, I feel like I am in the Bible belt of the south. Many businesses are closed on Sunday. Lancaster has more churches per capita than any other city in CA.
Most everyone up here is in the military or works for an aerospace company.
Overall it is a good community, not much to do in terms of night-life, but the surrouding mountains and desert are good for people that like to bike or hike.
People move here once they have had their fun and just want to settle down, and ride a horse.
Where are you from?
I am from Lancaster!
Oh really, I have family living in Pennsylvania.
No Lancaster in CA.
There's amish country in CA?
Well not really, but kind of, never mind. Lancaster is a little city in the Mojave Desert by Edwards Air Force Base.
Oh, Edwards, I have heard of Edwards, where the space shuttle lands, you should have said that earlier. I know exactly where that is!!
I am from Lancaster!
Oh really, I have family living in Pennsylvania.
No Lancaster in CA.
There's amish country in CA?
Well not really, but kind of, never mind. Lancaster is a little city in the Mojave Desert by Edwards Air Force Base.
Oh, Edwards, I have heard of Edwards, where the space shuttle lands, you should have said that earlier. I know exactly where that is!!
by iamquitesmart September 29, 2012
Get the Lancaster mug.The best girl you will ever meet. She is hard not to love. If you break up with her you will regret it. Most beautiful girl you will ever see in person laney i love you
by cody j #84 October 12, 2017
Get the Laney mug.Lacy:The most caring girl you will ever meet. She is the most prettiest girl to be with yet when ur holding her hand it may get sweaty but that's a sign.She prefers to take the relationship slow but she might take it slow it's always up to her.When you text her and ask her things like"when do you wanna kiss baby"she'll say it's up to you baby.But to put it short she is THE ONE.
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"Lance coconut" is a term used by US Marines to denote a Lance Corporal (E-3 rank). The term comes from the rank insignia worn by the Lance Corporal, which is one chevron (peaked line) with two crossed rifles below it. When seen from a distance, the emblem resembles a peak with two balls below it, vagely resembling coconuts hanging from a palm.
A: Hey, did PFC Thompson actually get promoted this month?
B: Guess so, check out the dude's collar: he's a Lance Coconut now.
B: Guess so, check out the dude's collar: he's a Lance Coconut now.
by Gyreneisms July 3, 2011
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