flying a kite

Nylon toy believed to have been made over 3000 years ago. optimal pastime on a warm windy day

i was flying a kite around my beautiful malibu estate

by brad "b-rad" gluckman September 1, 2007

fear kite

A simple process in which person A screams in person B's face. Person B proceeds to run away (in fear) screaming like a maniac and such. Person A then begins to throw rocks and other assorted projectiles at person B (if there are no projectiles available, person A may follow person B around while he/she is running and punch them in the head). This process only works about 75% of the time.

I fear kited that whore Sam so hard last weekend.

by LOLNIKEKE April 26, 2006

Malees Kite

PREGO!!!! we all have problems when we get drunk!!!! thats ok....it happens to the best of us.

Thank you for everything and good luck with E! DoNT LeT IT HAPPEN AGAIN

I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!

Malees will soon be a twig.

by Melissa January 20, 2004

cincinnati fire kite

The act of torching your Ohio partner's pubic bush.

Everything was going fine until she want me to pull a Cincinnati fire kite. Now I gotta wait for the blisters to heal.

by Bertron December 2, 2013

fly you like a kite

a dumb pick up line commonly used by boys, which means he wants to put his dick in the girls pussy and go up and down.

"girl i wanna fly you like a kite"

by username420 December 21, 2020

Fly a Kite

Flying a kite is a slang term for anal sex. A male simply asks a female if she would like to fly a kite with them, sounds romantic right? most girls arnt familiar with the slang term. So if she says yes, you're golden!

Wanna fly a kite?
will you fly a kite with me?

by Starling13 August 17, 2011

sticky kite

When doing a girl in the "doggie style" position, you blow your load on the partners back then proceed to stick the bed sheets on their back. Giving them the representation of a kite, you then proceed to throw them across the room as you are flying a kite.

I got so wasted last night I gave the drunk bitch the sticky kite, I got it all on video!

by SmackYaModem July 3, 2014