keyko

a violent woman with a huge sexual appetite.

Did you see that girl? She looks like a Keyko! Oh shit RUN!

by oh key January 1, 2008

Kayaking

slang for the act of a married woman having lesbian sex with another woman.

Kostas didn't realize that when his wife went "kayaking", her partner was kayaking HER!

by Morphy December 14, 2003

Keyana

Keyana is the best person to meet she's a friend you can count on or the best girlfriend you can meet

Keyana is just the best person i have no other words.

by the best person in the world;) August 10, 2020

Keyaru

Keyaru (ケヤル), also known as Keyaruga (ケヤルガ), is the main protagonist of Redo of Healer. On his 14th birthday, he was chosen as one of the Heroes, the Hero Healing.

After years of torture at the hands of his own allies, he manages to break free and get the Philosopher's Stone. He then uses the item to go back four years time to exact revenge against the people who tortured him.

Keyaru reveals himself as the Healing Hero.

by Man with big PP May 20, 2021

Congo Kayak

When you are innocently 69-ing a girl in the shower and right before you come, you violently slam her head into the ground, otherwise known as a tombstone, letting the load slide down her body.

Dude the other day I Congo Kayak'd this bitch from work. That'll show my boss I want a promotion.

by Gmal14 November 18, 2015

kayaking

The act of paddling or surfing a kayak. In a kayak you sit flat with the legs straight out, and you typically use a kayak paddle with a blade on each end of the paddle, however a canoe paddle or hand fins or hands can be used. In solo kayaks you sit in the center of the kayak, and in tandem kayaks you sit either close together or more towards the end. There are lots of different types of kayaks to go kayaking in. These include but are not limited to white water play boats, river kayaks, sit on top kayaks, sea kayaks, expedition kayaks, and tandem kayaks.

I think some people prefer kayaking alone to canoeing with another person because they don't have to do all the work, when they are stuck with a jerk who refuses to paddle. In some cases they like the freedom of kayaking alone because it allows them to get very very far away from the person they are paddling with.

by mlhiss April 2, 2008

grease kayak

an all night session (aka FuckFest), with an overweight women, 2 jars of mayo (or Mayonnaise - Light or regular), and a dirty house slipper.

Mike: what the hell is that smell in your apartment?

Dan: what smell ?

Mike: why is there a wet slipper stuck to the wall?

Dan: LMAO -i was Hoggin' - figured while i was there might as well get a grease kayak all the way.

Mike: That is very wrong!

by Mealoil July 9, 2010