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Juggernaught

A Muslim individual who wears a head dress or Punjab. Looks like the video game character from Call of duty MW2 . A real life juggernaught.
me and inderjot where walking by a swarm of juggernaughts
and they started speaking jibberish, so me and inderjot ran for our lifes and heard a deathly scream. JUGGERNAUGHT.
by juggernaught clan jfss November 10, 2010
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jaggernaut

1) A seriously long drinking/partying adventure. Usually involving at least 10 cases of beer, and at least several bottles of booze. Antics include laughing uncontrollably, smoking enormous amounts of weed, mail-box smashing, drift-jumping (ie: taking a shit car and jumping huge snow drifts), and generally pissing the sober people off that you meet. Frequently, and unfortunately, involves the police in some manner or form unless you are smart enough to get away.
2) Title song from album by Scissorfight. The song pretty much means the above definition.
Ivo: Damn, dude, that was seriously the longest jag I've been on.
Bustano: Yeah, bro, when did we start this jaggernaut?
Ivo: Man, I don't really remember. I think about 4 or 5 days ago. Do you remember giving Roan that Dirty Sanchez?
Bustano: Dude, that was you...and by the way, that was fuckin' hilarious!
Ivo: Haha, yeah! Jaggernaut, don't you ever stop!?
Bustano: Dude, let's go get a drink at the bar and start over again.
by Ivo Man February 27, 2008
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juggernauts

big old sweater cows/breasts. Opposite of masquito bites.
check out the juggernauts on that hoes hound.
by Christopher james bueler May 13, 2005
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Juggernuts

An abnormally large but glorious set of male testicles
Person 1: Holy fuck! What is hanging out of your shorts?!

Person 2: Oh these puppies? They're just my handy dandy juggernuts

Person 1: Sweet Jesus...
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Intellectual Juggernaught

Anybody who is a member of the Flaxton Book Club. They are really smart!
Hey look, there's Stanley! he's an Intellectual Juggernaught!
by frozen doberman March 31, 2020
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Teh Juggernaught Bitch

He is taeh awesome LOLZ 'coz of his w00tk0r3n355 and he p00nz all n00bs. He cannot be stopped once he gains momentum coz he is Teh Juggernaught Bitch and can fucking weave through trees.
Zap zap zap zap " what the fuck is this shit, don't u know who i am (he must not know who i am) i am the juggernaught bitch" throws their own pimp at them. woot woot Teh Juggernaught Bitch

"Let's have a rape party bitch, ive been ready to fuck in this tight suit, im the juggernaught bitch!"

" bam, got yo dumbass" " shut the fuck up charles, what the fuck is this shit, shut the fuck up" " hit u with my pimp cane"
by wootz0r June 11, 2006
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juggernaught

Jugger naught is formally known for wanting to "bea the shit outta charles ass" and saying very boisterously that he is the Juggernaught.
"Stfu Charles"
"Ohh im trippin'"
"Charles i beat the shit out yo ass"
"MY SUITS SO TIGHT"
"IM THE JUGGERNAUGHT BITCH"
by chris capp July 17, 2006
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