jewter

A Jew who is riding a scooter

Look at that damn Jewter.

by PurpleCobra February 14, 2019

Jesper

Jesper is a name carried by the biggest and strongest guy in the universe. His muscles are so big that he can't even walk through a door. Jespers are the smartest people on the planet, Albert Einsteins full name was actually Albert Jesper Einstein. The massive penises possessed by Jespers put fear into his mates and love into the girls. A normal Jesper usually has 10 girlfriends.

Damn is your name Jesper? Because those are the biggest muscles I have ever seen.

by taibwo921 December 12, 2016

pordan jeterson

The radical leftist, Marxist and anticapitalistic arch-nemesis of Jordan Peterson; known for being an avid supporter of equality of outcome and critical race theory. The Yin to the Yang that is Jordan Peterson.

Pordan Jeterson grows stronger for every passing second! Release the lobsters!

by Shirt_Pants June 17, 2021

Derek Jeter

The Short Stop for Yankees

MVP of 2000

by Anonymous May 24, 2003

nice jetter

A sexy chick with a fine piece of ass

Look man, she's got a nice jetter!

by Jackson Gouvea September 16, 2007

jetter

A member of the Air Force. Usually derogatory.

He's just upset 'cause his eigth-grade sister is being persuded by a jetter.

by Napoleon Bonerhard December 7, 2006

jewterus

anatomy. Nontechnical name: womb, a hollow muscular organ lying within the pelvic cavity of a Jewish female human. It houses the developing fetus and by contractions aids in its expulsion to create a baby which is considered 100% Jewish by Jewish ritual law, regardless of the religion of the father.

Jewess: My parents want their grand kids to be Jewish, but they say I can marry outside the faith because I have a jewterus, which automatically makes any offspring I produce 100% pure Jewcy.

by ObviouslyAvi April 29, 2014