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Jeremy Mayfield

Nascar driver who is unfairly persecuted against by the mafia controlled Racing empire. Doesn't agree with the "entertainment" avenue traveled by the sport, and lives by the "Shut Up and Drive" mantra. Also, loves to take the smart drug adderall to get high, however, this is not the same as smoking methamphetamine. Was banned by Nascar after proving he was right, but not having the same 348957258073458934 billion dollars in revenue (as them) to win his argument.
"Man I got fired today, guess that's what I get for being such a Jeremy Mayfield"
by lickip July 17, 2009
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Jeremias

Jeremias has a huge cock and loves to passionately please women. A Jeremias can fuck you until you scream because that’s how great his sexual pleasure is. Be sure to fuck a Jeremias in your life. Some don’t have the chance.
Dude that guy fucked me so good, his name has to be “Jeremias”!!
by Hardcockhaver October 24, 2019
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Jeremy

A named based on the biblical name Jeremiah. Used as a name for children who are blessed with a large brain and/or penis. Also used as a replacement for "perfect".
We had a child and it had a very large penis so we named it Jeremy.
by Trenton Romulox December 4, 2006
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Jeremias

A relatively cool person he tends to care for his friends and family. Jeremias also is a very understanding and loving person but girls tend to hurt him but jeremias is still supportive although in pain
Jeremias is a cool dude
by Draaaakeeee February 8, 2019
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Jeremy Piven

Slang for male reproductive organ, obviously referring to Entourage actor Jeremy Piven. As said by Kevin Nealon puts it on the seventh episode of the fourth season of Weeds.
- Do you need sex? It'll help you relax. 'cause I'd be willing to whip out my Jeremy Piven right now and give you what you need. That's how much I care.
by Senhor Aníbal August 27, 2008
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Essentially to be a hypocrite. To tell people to do as you say, not what you do. From British daytime TV host Jeremy Kyle who constantly berates his guests for their bad behaviour then goes home to smoke crack and beat his wife. In the meantime, Graham, the show's counsellor, takes the guests backstage and takes advantage of them.
Jeremy Kyle, to be worse than:

"My dad just told me off for wanking in the bath. He's worse than Jeremy Kyle."
by Beastyboy March 25, 2008
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Jeremyelove

An amazing person who is unbelievably cute.
There is only one person who is worthy of the Jeremyelove Title, and that is Jeremyelove himself.
Oh my gosh, look at that boy. he's like.. JEREMYELOVE!
by AndreaDawl December 25, 2007
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