crack jacking

Verb. The act of thrusting a penis betwixt two clenched butt cheeks in lieu of traditional vaginal or anal intercourse until climax.

"My wife had a c section so we can't fuck for 6 weeks. Hopefully, she'll let me do some crack jacking."

by Kickernoc September 6, 2014

lumber-jacking off

When one masturbates upon waking up in an effort to relieve themselves of morning wood

Yeah I caught Johnny lumber-jacking off on PornHub in his bed yesterday after his 6:30am alarm.

by Medici32 May 29, 2016

Ghost Jacking

The act of masturbating in one's sleep or while so intoxicated that you don't remember the act.

My wife said I wouldn't quit ghost jacking when I came home from the pub last night.

by Sen5ei9 September 1, 2016

emo jacking

Cutting your self while simultaneously jacking yourself off

Bro what are those cuts on your arm
I was emo jacking last night

by P@nduh November 18, 2016

jew jacking

A STINGY HAND JOB

MARIA WAS JEW JACKING ME BY ONLY USING TWO FINGERS WHEN RUBBING ME OUT

by lebo86 March 7, 2017

Creme Jacking

Licking out the contents for a Creme Egg, filling the contents with semen and having a sexual partner eat said egg.

My girlfriend and I were bored at home one day, she was a little peckish so I treated her to a spot of Creme Jacking.

by UGotCunted161 July 17, 2019

Water Jacking

Using a shower head to spray your genitals until you orgasm.

“Dude, my girlfriend was definitely Water Jacking in the shower last night, She spent like an hour in there!”

by WagonMann September 11, 2022