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Ignition

your mama's genitalia
your mamas ignition was great last night
by Ungay April 8, 2003
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Ignition

A truly intangible concept. A concept that can only be drawn out by a certain festive ambience. When this collective of deranged kooks unite, there is no extent, and no limit to what can happen. There is no edge.
Some fear the second coming of Ignition, the rest are unaware of its existance.
by Looks February 25, 2003
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Ignernt

(used intentionally and separately from "ignorant:")

1) So off the wall (in a good way) that ridonculous and stoopid don't even apply.

2) Condition of being completely out of touch with reality.
1) "Man, the mosh pit at that show last night was IGNERNT!"

2) "Did you see K-Fed tryin' to act all hard on TV like he's a hip-hop star? That fool is IGNERNT."
by Scot-T September 20, 2006
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ignerami

the plural of igneramus, or someone who lacks a average IQ (aka dumbass)
"Wow I playboy playmates are all ignermi but I would like to have my way with them!"

"Me too Johnny.... me too"
by Urban Dictionary October 25, 2004
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punching the ignition

A term used to described and ignition of a car in order for the car to be stolen without a key.
The car thieve stole the car by punching the ignition.
by guy who got my ignition punche September 9, 2009
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St. Ignatius College Prep

A high school lying on the outskirts of downtown Chicago. Though students typically travel in from affluent suburbs, they like to think going to Ignatius gives them "street-cred" and makes them "city-smart," which it most certainly does not. While these sheltered students try to shed the soft, pampered reputation they have received, the fact remains that there are chandeliers in the cafeteria and the buildings are nicer than many on collegiate campuses.

Try as they might, no Ignatius athletic teams seem to be able to have consistent success. Though their parents always by their children top-of-the-line equipment, athleticism is rare and has lead to Ignatius' reputation as a"guaranteed win." This is evident in the annual Fenwick/Ignatius football game where Ignatius will usually lose by a deficit of at least 35 points. Even as Ignatius boasts itself as an "academic powerhouse," their Math and Science teams consistently prove inferior to other prep schools, including bitter rival Fenwick, who also outshines them on standardized test scores.

Known for having below average-looking women, the social scene is also lacking. A typical weekend for any Ignatius student usually consists of stealing Bacardi Razz or Malibu Rum from one's parents and sneaking it into a party in a water bottle. After each consuming the equivalent of two or three shots, students generally become intoxicated and resort to bizarre homoerotic behavior including, but not limited to: applying body glitter, dancing to Jonas Brothers, wearing black leather, watching reruns of Ellen, etc. This metrosexuality is also also exemplified by the clothing worn by students, including brands such as American Eagle, Abercrombie, Hollister, etc. Many Ignatius boys like using hair gel to mold a faux-hawk or spend 20 minutes on creating that "just-rolled-out-of-bed look." Pooka shells, Kanye West sunglasses, Birkenstocks, stud earrings, destroyed/paint-stained jeans, designer graphic tees, and many other types of extremely lame clothing are staples in the daily Ignatius outfit.

Yes, while the douchebags of Ignatius sit smugly in their ivory towers, the rest of Chicagoland, and the country, has a laugh at their expense.
Mother: Where should our son go, St. Ignatius College Prep or the prestigious Fenwick High School?

Father: All those dumbasses at Ignatius are queens that suck at sports, I'm not sending my son to school with those cocksuckers.
by catholic league May 28, 2009
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ignot

A complete idiot, a failure of a human being. Someone who should be kept in a very dark, deep hole FOREVER.
“Oi Jeffrey ya ignot you stabbed a whole in the grocery bag with ya fckn carrot sticks.”
by trissypoo June 4, 2020
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