Hosstage

When taking your friend to undisclosed location on the day before their birthday to in order to perpetuate shinanighans!

My friends having a birthday tomorrow its time to take a hosstage

by Wendy Dee June 23, 2020

hontage

a Circassian word for the male genitalia

My hontage is longing for my cousin.

by halivayy July 20, 2020

hostages

Women that are picked up for the purpose of sex, especially prostitutes.

Let's get a couple hostages and bring them back to my place.

by DieselBangers March 18, 2009

Free the hostages

Letting a fart go after holding many in due to being in the company of someone

I had been with my girlfriend and her parents all day. My stomach was aching due to holding the farts in fart napping, so I couldn't wait to leave the house and free the hostages.

by thelaird1 October 27, 2010

hootage

the smoke that is contained within a gravity bong as it doesn't waste any hoots, cause this style of bong captures 100% of the smoke when done right.

Oz: look at that bong rip
Jay: that's 100% hootage

by Jason Sandeasy April 1, 2008

Extract the Hostages

How you refer to masturbation if you play too much Counter-Strike, Ghost Recon, Rainbow 6, or especially SOCOM. You may refer to your porn as intel and your hand as your squad or team, and your penis could be the compound.

Alright team, thanks to the intel we have gathered Firteam Bravo is going to extract the hostages from the terrorist compound.

by AdDiCtEd2sOcOm December 10, 2008

host-age

When you have house guests who won't leave you are a HOST-AGE!

I feel like a host-age. My girlfriend's mother has been staying with us for three weeks and she won't leave.

by Jerry Piatt October 9, 2008