Headrick

A girl with the last name headrick... Is the most intelligent, kindest, sweetest, most amazing girl you will ever meet... And good damn does she have a booty.... She is the most amazing person you will ever meet... She will never let you forget about her... If you ever have the pleasure of meeting this girl... You are blessed... And if your dating this girl... Buddy this girl is your miracle...

Guy#1 dude did you hear... There's a headrick in our class... Never thought I'd get to meet one!
Guy#2 I know... That girl seriously fell from the sky or something... Damn she was sculpted beautifully...
Guy#1 dude have you seen that booty!!! Like fucking damn...i think I'm in love...
Guy#2 that's my girl your gawking at buddy... You better start running...

by TheAllKnowingPanda September 1, 2016

Large Hadron Collider

A device that when used has the potential to create miniature black holes. Physicist have assured us that this is of no concern, though, for two reasons. One is that these black holes are supposed to evoporate due to Hawking Radiation, which is an unobserved theory. And the other is that if the LHC is capable of producing black holes, cosmic rays should produce miniature black holes frequently when they collide with the atmosphere, which totally ignores the fact that these natural miniature black holes would have velocities much greater than the Earth's escape velocity. So there is a distinct possibility that when this collider fires up in 2007, the Earth could be doomed to be slowly accreted by miniature black holes at the center of the earth. However, you can rest assured that the physicists that are willing to gamble with the functional existence of Earth on the basis that this scenario will not happen do not seem to care.

Firing up the Large Hadron Collider without observational evidence of Hawking Radiation is like not putting enough life boats on the Titanic.

by Josh V December 19, 2006

headrocker

the brief feeling of intense inebriation following dicectly after a mole rip. (a mole rip being a bong rip mixed with weed and tobacco)

man, that was a headrocker.

by conskwerve March 15, 2008

bite the headboard

To assume the position/Submit to anal penetration.

<phunk> MOOSE BITE THE HEADBOARD
<Mooseka> OHH GOD

by Mooseka October 12, 2003

HeadLock

When you smoke too much weed in a short amount of time resulting in a headache.

It does depend on your tolerance level and how long you have been smoking for.

also depends on you high level which ranges from 1-30 (most highs are around 13)

"dude why are you holding your head like that, math too hard?"

"I got a headlock.... everything is too hard" >.>

by TobaccoSlim July 8, 2012

headjob

1.) To be at the top of your career, a prime leading example, exquisite and talented in what you do, looked up to by many and always spoken to respectfully. Highly regarded.

2.) To have someone gag on your sausage

"look he wants that headjob so badly"
"he'll have to give one to get it"

It was a mistake to give John Howard a headjob

by rainey06au August 28, 2005

headmouth

someone that gives head

are you a headmouth?

by Tonyt October 11, 2004