HamOnABicycle

ham daddy

-pure

guy 1: have u seen hamonabicycle online lately

guy 2: oh yes, ham daddy

(you're welcome ham, -pure)

by pure! March 21, 2021

Hamood Yemeni

Be very careful of Hamood, dont buy a moped in front of him he will jump on it and run run run

Bro who stole your Moped

man it was Hamood Yemeni

by FortnitePlayerLMAO69 January 30, 2023

phone hammock

When going to the bathroom and you want be certain not to lose your phone. You put it in your underwear which is hanging between your legs like a phone hammock.

dude I left my phone in the bathroom again.

You should have used your phone hammock. I never lose mine.

by DerAbgrund June 4, 2017

the flying hammock

two men one at each end of the female while holding the female in suspended form held by arms and legs like a hammock tied to 2 trees. one man holding legs while railing the shit outta her and the other holding her arms while tea bagging her.

Gregg and Sandor put this hooker hoe bag skank casy grey in the flying hammock like she was taking a damn siesta

by dickgobblin April 14, 2010

Mike in the Banana Hammock

A man in an overly tight speedo, man thong, or tightly fitted spandex shorts.

George: "Hey James, those extremely cropped spandex shorts really accentuate your package!"

James: (smiling broadly and proud) "I was going for that "Mike in the banana hammock" look. (James winks).

by Laurasia79 May 24, 2016

scheizer-al-kumar patel al-hussein al-hadid al-hamood haboob jaitly

very bloody man, bloody bloody

bloody scheizer-al-kumar patel al-hussein al-hadid al-hamood haboob jaitly, this shital is crazy!

by skittlepatle November 8, 2022

hammock

A turd holding apparatus constructed from toilet paper spanning laterally from one side of the toilet bowl to the other. The paper is held in place underneath the weight of the toilet seat, and employs simple suspension bridge technology. The engineer shits in the hammock, making toilet paper reinforcements depending on the consistency of the turd (i.e. moisture, viscosity, and density). When all the stalls in a given bathroom have been successfully hammocked, the facility is known to be in a state of "Caribbean hangout."

Me - -Dude, me and all my boys convened in the bathroom during free period and hammocked. Unfortunately, Jimmy never showed up and we were one short of a "Carribbean hangout."

Friend - How selfish.

by the master builder February 24, 2011