A kid, normally a teenager, who spazzes out over any little obsession they have including, but not limited to, anime characters, guys, musicians, or smurfs. Some traits are as follows: high pitched voices, hyperactivity and adorableness.
Morgan sat leafing through the manga in absolute silence. Without warning, she began bouncing up and down in her seat, jabbing her finger down at a depiction of her favorite anime character as she squeaked, "oh my gosh! He is so cute! I want to marry him! I can't believe he's not real!!"
"Gosh Morgan, you spazz hamster, calm down." Annie replied, giving her a sidelong glance.
"Gosh Morgan, you spazz hamster, calm down." Annie replied, giving her a sidelong glance.
by Shadow_violist May 22, 2008
Get the spazz hamstermug. "Dude, I was totally holding the hamster all night, hoping to bang this chick, but nothing happened."
by psychoturkey April 11, 2010
Get the Holding the Hamstermug. Higher than god themselves. Part of the Kia Souls commercials and should be respected and praised around the country. They may seem like Alvin and the Chipmunks, but oh boy they are 10x better. They are the sexiest beings alive.
Lin: have you seen the Kia soul commercial with those rats?
Matthew: OFC!!! Are you kidding me, I jack off to them everyday. They are hamsters btw. Next time you call them Rats ill end your existence. PRAISE The Kia Hamsters!
Matthew: OFC!!! Are you kidding me, I jack off to them everyday. They are hamsters btw. Next time you call them Rats ill end your existence. PRAISE The Kia Hamsters!
by Phoenix0_o May 18, 2021
Get the Kia Hamstersmug. used to describe an action that is so completely weird and psychotic that it can only be something a hamster does such as climbing up the walls, running at 15,000 mph, chewing shit up, etc.
by MichelleIsCooler December 25, 2011
Get the hamster crazymug. by memestealer420 June 9, 2015
Get the Jonathan's Hamstermug. by Johnny sinns February 21, 2021
Get the Hamster cultmug. A spherical see-through plastic ball in which you can place your hamster. The rodent can then navigate around your house, getting exercise.
One branch of modern philosophy asserts that everyone exists in a set of concentric hamster balls. The wider your world, the bigger the ball is. If you are depressive then your ball is very small. The challenge is to make your ball as big as possible. Eventually your hamster ball is so big you are no longer aware of it and you are free.
One branch of modern philosophy asserts that everyone exists in a set of concentric hamster balls. The wider your world, the bigger the ball is. If you are depressive then your ball is very small. The challenge is to make your ball as big as possible. Eventually your hamster ball is so big you are no longer aware of it and you are free.
Psychiatrist: "Tell me about your worries."
Patient: "Man, my world is shit. My hamster ball is so small, I feel so bad. I know some fag is gonna stick me up his sorry ass one day."
Patient: "Man, my world is shit. My hamster ball is so small, I feel so bad. I know some fag is gonna stick me up his sorry ass one day."
by Wizards Sleeve June 27, 2005
Get the hamster ballmug.