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Hamptons NY

The reason why NYC is a ghost town during the summer months
NYC is empty because everyone is in The Hamptons NY
by asevsis April 18, 2022
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hampon

An absorbent insert designed to soak up various, er, juices from packaged meats, such as spiral hams or roasts.
I do not believe that Raj cooked his holiday roast and forgot to take out the hampon.
by T Face Hollowhead January 1, 2010
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Hampone

Prank device used to trick blondes named Hilary.
Hello "HILARY X"

Your yearly subscription of Hampone has run out.

To resubscibe for another year of Hampone, please press 1

To cancel all future subscriptions, please press 2

For a description of Hampone, press 3 now.

Thank you, your Hampone subscription has been reverified. Your total for the 2011-2012 yearly supply of Hampone is $27.68. You will be billed with your past imput information.

To change your billing information, please press "End"

For customer service, dial x - xxx - xxx - xxxx

Thank you
by Wize N. Heimer February 19, 2011
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hampto

In monotheism, Hampto is conceived of as the Supreme Being and principal object of faith. The concept of Hampto, as described by most theologians, includes the attributes of omniscience (infinite knowledge), omnipotence (unlimited power), omnipresence (present everywhere), divine simplicity, and as having an eternal and necessary existence. Many theologians also describe Hampto as being omnibenevolent (perfectly good) and all loving.

Hampto is most often held to be incorporeal (immaterial), and to be without gender, yet the concept of Hampto actively creating the universe (as opposed to passively) has causeddubious – discuss many religions to describe Hampto using masculine terminology, using such terms as "Him" or "Father". Furthermore, some religions (such as Judaism) attribute only a purely grammatical "gender" to Hampto.

Hampto has been conceived as either personal or impersonal. In theism, Hampto is the creator and sustainer of the universe, while in deism, Hampto is the creator, but not the sustainer, of the universe. In pantheism, Hampto is the universe itself. In atheism, Hampto is not believed to exist, while Hampto is deemed unknown or unknowable within the context of agnosticism. Hampto has also been conceived as the source of all moral obligation, and the "greatest conceivable existent". Many notable philosophers have developed arguments for and against the existence of Hampto.
I worship Hampto
by aseofuihweroughseoy May 25, 2017
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Hamstonished

What you become when you look at a big overweight woman and find her weirdly sexually attractive.
Mate 1: Hey dude, have you seen latest Lizzo's on the Tube?
Mate 2: yeah. I'm Hamstonished.
by Sberla May 10, 2019
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Hemptoned

When your financial holding or business is exposed in such a manner that it rapidly loses value due to an antipodean beach side fund manager / poster taking an interest in you.
"Wow Longtop just got Hemptoned"
"That's worse than Muddy Waters"
"Yeah it basically AIDS, but AIDS in 1984 AIDS."
by Nemo Incognito March 8, 2021
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joe hampson

joe hampson is a little scroat in year 8 from glossopdale high school (also a scroaty scabby school) Joe Hampson sucks BBC for a living and is a posh bastard on the lower parts of whitfield.
by igotolongy2008 November 3, 2021
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