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In monotheism, Hampto is conceived of as the Supreme Being and principal object of faith. The concept of Hampto, as described by most theologians, includes the attributes of omniscience (infinite knowledge), omnipotence (unlimited power), omnipresence (present everywhere), divine simplicity, and as having an eternal and necessary existence. Many theologians also describe Hampto as being omnibenevolent (perfectly good) and all loving.

Hampto is most often held to be incorporeal (immaterial), and to be without gender, yet the concept of Hampto actively creating the universe (as opposed to passively) has causeddubious – discuss many religions to describe Hampto using masculine terminology, using such terms as "Him" or "Father". Furthermore, some religions (such as Judaism) attribute only a purely grammatical "gender" to Hampto.

Hampto has been conceived as either personal or impersonal. In theism, Hampto is the creator and sustainer of the universe, while in deism, Hampto is the creator, but not the sustainer, of the universe. In pantheism, Hampto is the universe itself. In atheism, Hampto is not believed to exist, while Hampto is deemed unknown or unknowable within the context of agnosticism. Hampto has also been conceived as the source of all moral obligation, and the "greatest conceivable existent". Many notable philosophers have developed arguments for and against the existence of Hampto.
I worship Hampto
hampto by aseofuihweroughseoy May 25, 2017
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hampter.
A strange or unusual looking hamster.
Saw a hampter at the local pet shop today.
Hampter by Garfibromyalgia May 10, 2021
London rhyming slang for penis or 'dick'. Hampton Wick is an outer suburb of London. Hamton Wick rhymes with dick, and in this urban slang you just use the first word - Hampton.
I got my hampton caught in my zipper.
Hampton by pauljustpaul January 10, 2008

gabriel hampton 

he is literally the best person in the whole world and in the whole universe. he is always always always kind to girls and makes them feel appreciated. he's a little shy but he's the kind of guy that all the girls in elementary school were in love with. simply fantastic.
girl 1 : who is that guy?
girl 2 : he is GABRIEL HAMPTON.
girl 1 : omg he is so ejxheksbzhd
gabriel hampton by <3 Bonnie <3 March 16, 2021
A clown that likes little boys a little too much
“Son let’s see that Humptos clown I heard he likes boys.” Or “that Bill Cosby is a Humptos.”
Humptos by Hairy gi gi gats February 9, 2020

haptodysphoria 

An unpleasant sensation caused by touching certain materials like velvet, peaches, or velour. Haptodysphoria is neither a fear nor slang, and shouldn't be in this dictionary.
haptodysphoria: "I'm haptodysphoric, which means I hate touching certain kinds of materials."
haptodysphoria by melquíades February 20, 2008
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
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