Hampson
The most loyal guy on earth. Used to refer to a guy you know who would gladly take a bullet for you.
Hampson by Will Hampson February 16, 2004
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Hampson
A white and fluffy cat that will wake you up with a sound similar to that of a small dying child. "Wowowowowoowowowow!" Until you give him attention
"Oh fuck off hampson its 3 am" *squirts Hampson in the face with a water bottle causing him to perform 3 backflips into the 8th dimension "
Hampson by Squirellyburly September 28, 2018
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Sticky Hampson
Example One
Claudia: How was your date with Dave last night?
Steph: Yeah it was going great, I stayed at his, I said I didnt want to have sex yet and then he gave me a Sticky Hampson. Gross.
Example 2
Neil: How was you date last night?
Dave: Awesome, I totally gave her a Sticky Hampson.
*High Fives*
Claudia: How was your date with Dave last night?
Steph: Yeah it was going great, I stayed at his, I said I didnt want to have sex yet and then he gave me a Sticky Hampson. Gross.
Example 2
Neil: How was you date last night?
Dave: Awesome, I totally gave her a Sticky Hampson.
*High Fives*
Sticky Hampson by Moulay June 1, 2011
joe hampson
joe hampson is a little scroat in year 8 from glossopdale high school (also a scroaty scabby school) Joe Hampson sucks BBC for a living and is a posh bastard on the lower parts of whitfield.
joe hampson by igotolongy2008 November 3, 2021
Hampton
London rhyming slang for penis or 'dick'. Hampton Wick is an outer suburb of London. Hamton Wick rhymes with dick, and in this urban slang you just use the first word - Hampton.
Hampton by pauljustpaul January 10, 2008
gabriel hampton
he is literally the best person in the whole world and in the whole universe. he is always always always kind to girls and makes them feel appreciated. he's a little shy but he's the kind of guy that all the girls in elementary school were in love with. simply fantastic.
gabriel hampton by <3 Bonnie <3 March 16, 2021
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