Hampson 

The most loyal guy on earth. Used to refer to a guy you know who would gladly take a bullet for you.

That guy is a fucking hampson man, you better be glad

Hampson by Will Hampson February 16, 2004

Hampson 

A white and fluffy cat that will wake you up with a sound similar to that of a small dying child. "Wowowowowoowowowow!" Until you give him attention

"Oh fuck off hampson its 3 am" *squirts Hampson in the face with a water bottle causing him to perform 3 backflips into the 8th dimension "

Hampson by Squirellyburly September 28, 2018

Sticky Hampson 

The art of rubbing your penis on a girls back when she denies you sex.

Example One

Claudia: How was your date with Dave last night?

Steph: Yeah it was going great, I stayed at his, I said I didnt want to have sex yet and then he gave me a Sticky Hampson. Gross.

Example 2

Neil: How was you date last night?

Dave: Awesome, I totally gave her a Sticky Hampson.

*High Fives*

Sticky Hampson by Moulay June 1, 2011

john hampson 

what a guy

such a john hampson *slowly clapping*

john hampson by sweatyspaniard May 28, 2016

joe hampson 

joe hampson is a little scroat in year 8 from glossopdale high school (also a scroaty scabby school) Joe Hampson sucks BBC for a living and is a posh bastard on the lower parts of whitfield.

joe hampson err what a scab

joe hampson by igotolongy2008 November 3, 2021

Hampton 

London rhyming slang for penis or 'dick'. Hampton Wick is an outer suburb of London. Hamton Wick rhymes with dick, and in this urban slang you just use the first word - Hampton.

I got my hampton caught in my zipper.

Hampton by pauljustpaul January 10, 2008

gabriel hampton 

he is literally the best person in the whole world and in the whole universe. he is always always always kind to girls and makes them feel appreciated. he's a little shy but he's the kind of guy that all the girls in elementary school were in love with. simply fantastic.

girl 1 : who is that guy?
girl 2 : he is GABRIEL HAMPTON.
girl 1 : omg he is so ejxheksbzhd

gabriel hampton by <3 Bonnie <3 March 16, 2021