Guru Flipping

The act of ingesting LSD, Ecstasy, Mushrooms, and then breaking through on DMT at the peak.

Guru flipping is for experienced psychonauts.

by Topiary DTX September 24, 2019

Sexy Guru

Teaches people the way to become sexy. Usually a YouTuber or an instagramer.

Did you watch the Sexy Guru's new video?

by Plazmic_Golem January 14, 2018

Guru

When someone feels that they re literally hot themselves

Someone: njan enth hawt edee
Someone 2: uhhh.. Stop being a guru sucker!

by white.shadoow March 19, 2018

couch guru

A couch guru is an individual who lives on your couch and provides nuggets of wisdom, advice, and the dankest weed hook-ups. The couch guru sustains themselves by consuming Mountain Dew, Doritos and porn. Example: the guy on the couch from Half Baked.

My couch guru hooked me up with a new water bong and advised me on how to fix my relationship with my father.

by Colberttoldmeto August 23, 2016

Guru

nickname from George W. Bush for Condoleezza Rice

The Guru was from Alabama and the first female member of the Augusta National Golf Club along with Lake City native Darla Moore.

by Coop Dupe January 2, 2020

Richu-Guru

Charismatic and delicious person with a lot of personnal qualities in India.

You are my Guru, my Richu-Guru !

by Sacha9 July 19, 2020

Guru dell'informatica

Davide Furfaro, è questo il nome dello storico e leggendario guru dell'informatica,
si racconta che l'informatica non abbia segreti per lui.

Guru dell'informatica per tutto e tutti

by UnAllievoDelGuru August 30, 2020