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Guru

A guru is something that doesn’t make sense, often used as a replacement for hell or fuck
What the guru”
by Guru cooper April 26, 2022
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NPD Gurus

Which reminds me, have you ever seen those narcissistic personality disorder gurus on the internet who teach people about narcissists? They're an odd bunch that's for sure...
Hym "Yeah, the NPD Gurus never seem like normal, well adjusted people. And I'm a psychopath so I have a pretty good sense of these things. They're often (seemingly) cold and dispassionate people. A lot of them have some kind of psychology background but they (at the very least) seem to show some of the more subtle traits of NPD. I imagine that psychology would be an attractive field of study for a narcissist. Just look at Dr. Jeepjorp. Or even Dr. Sam Vaknin (who is, himself, someone with narcissistic personality disorder). And it could be that (in the spirit of Simon Baron-Cohen's work) that these NPD Gurus are victims of narcissistic abuse and have, therefore, gone through the process of empathy erosion that is associated with narcissistic abuse. Either way, they are fascinating to watch. Most of them remind my of Dr. Vaknin himself. Which would make sense because, according to Dr. Jeepjorp Peepeestones, narcissism is a temperamental configuration and is the result of being low in agreeableness and conscientiousness and high in extroversion and, thus, would support the conclusion that they (The NPD Gurus) at the very least show like a someone with NPD. And this isn't intended to derogate them. They seem like the types that would make great cult leaders. And we all know how much I love cults."
by Hym Iam August 5, 2022
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Guru

A handsome boy in your class between 18 to 25 years old. Has the best knowledge in getting the good girls. He constantly receives appraisal from his clients. Funny thing is he is single himself. Gives good advice about life too.
I met Guru last night at the bar downtown, he's hot.
by DemonCrusher06 November 22, 2021
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Guru Kiran TV

The World's biggest bitch, he thinks he is a fucking Leader but turns out to be the opposite. Just a MotherFucking Asshole.
Wait he is such a bitch and an asshole...
No he is Guru Kiran TV
by purpleegde:)syche May 23, 2025
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Polo Guru

a polo king, wears polo all day everyday, has polo accessories and clothing.
Xae: Aye you know shaq lampley, thats the original Polo Guru.
Aj: Yea, he be wearing Ralph Lauren everyday!
by noswag228 August 31, 2011
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Guru

by anonymous May 4, 2021
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ubber guru

being a professional at whatever videogame that you possess overwhelming skills over the opposition. Ex. RoastBeefyWeefs
"Debes is the most ubber guru at H3!"
by Jordan Debes December 30, 2007
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