Glumpkin

A golden shower blumpkin. She gives you a golden shower while your taking a shit then proceeds to give you a blumpkin

Bro when she offered to give me a Glumpkin I couldn’t turn it down

by MFa3 August 13, 2025

Gumping

Gumping refers to the process of being Donald Drumpf, whereby one nigs and gumps in mockery of human behavior; the process of blaming everything on anyone but oneself, even when one is blatantly guilty.

Ty was gumping when he tried to blame his erectile dysfunction on Billary Clinton AND Mexicans.

by ThaProfessa August 19, 2025

Gumpin' It

Masturbating EXCLUSIVELY to the sex scenes in Forrest Gump the Novel made in 1986 by Winston Groom and the 1994 movie by Robert Zemeckis

"What are you doing tonight?"
"I'm about to be Gumpin' It so hard!"

by ShadyShrew August 25, 2025

Grumpkin

Name for a not fully ripe pumpkin that is green instead of orange like a ripe pumpkin is.

Look at that grumpkin!! It's not even ripe yet.

by Zaladeus September 24, 2025

gumping

when you lubricate the folds under the rolls of a fat chick and fuck them to completion

“did you see how drunk dylan was last night? he took home a 300 pound ogre. twenty bucks says that they were gumping”

by maxwellschestov December 3, 2025

covid gumping

Name given to the act of distance running as a hobby only induced by covid and the relative lack of things to do.

Of late, I've been pretty into covid gumping.

by badfeminist March 1, 2021

silly gumpgins

someone who is a silly gumpgins is just someone very silly

bro im such a silly gumpgins

by HeatherNikkii August 2, 2023