load guard

a womans eye-wear

Luckily she was wearing a load guard or else I would have shot it in her eye!

by Joe January 14, 2004

Guard Dog

Slang for a gat. Generally a handgun, or other concealable firearm.
Often used in conjunction with teeth.

Assumed to have originated in the Canadian west provincial drug trade.

Man, I got shitloads of teeth, but no guard dogs...how 'mi s'posed to protect my boys?

by Geth November 17, 2004

color guard

another phrase for "free drama classes" that gives twenty highly disturbed teenage girls access to long poles, sabre's, rifle's, and the ability to kick their faces with their legs. basically, if you really want to die, go tell one of the girls that they remind you of an old cheerleading buddy. they'll go tai chi on ur ass.

Joe: Whoa... dude... did you see that gaurdie shove that flag up that guys ass? he must've cheated on her or something.
Frank: AHHH! cover your balls man... they're coming towards us with sabre's!
Joe: Oh no... my artificial leg just broke... go on without me... SAVE YOURSELF!!!!!!

by Big Mac May 21, 2004

pizza guard

The scarred piece of skin at the top of your mouth that gets burnt when eating hot pizza. Its function is to protect the rest of the mouth.

That pizza is hot, thank goodness for the pizza guard.

by Matthew Clegg July 28, 2005

Hoe Guard

skankily dressed college girls who booty shake to the beat of college marching band music

"Wow the color guard is in time but the hoe guard's clothes are going to fall off!"

by Audrey Young March 20, 2008

Guard-Point

A technique in the Monster Hunter series; where while using the charge blade you take advantage of the weapons' ability to block after or during certain attacks to deal a small amount of damage and go straight into a 'super' or 'ultra' burst.

"Man you see that Guard-Point it got on that Diabolos, I broke both of it's horns!"

by 2,000 hours in several games October 26, 2018

Color guard

The color guard yeets flags, rifles, and swords as high as they can, hitting themselves and others. We freeze our butts off after waiting for the football team to be done with the field. Performing at football games and competitions. Sometimes there is a point value associated with each instrument and whoever has the most points at the end of the season wins. We practice more then most high school sports teams and do not get enough recognition. Without color guard, the band would be very boring to watch.

Color guard is the best section.

by Flag yeeter October 3, 2019