Grammar

Grammar is something President George W. Bush doesn't have.

"We have misunderestimated them"

"Is our children learning"

"We will take your dreams and... we will more better them."

"Grammar, is that a type of WMD?"

by Lazerwolf August 3, 2006

grammaflauge

When a grandmother wears clothing that blends with the upholstery of her furniture, causing her to disappear within the furniture

Grandma's print outfit matches the couch so well, we couldn't see her, it looked like she was wearing grammaflauge

by joseph grandmama January 30, 2008

obsessive grammar disorder

{noun} A disorder that makes someone very picky or obsessive about someone else's grammar.

"I ain't gonna mess with her no mores."
"What's wrong with you? Ain't isn't a word and you used a double negative and you added a "s" to more!"
"Oh, opps I forgot you have obsessive grammar disorder."

by Tyler Hutchingson December 11, 2007

grummy

adjective. often used to describe a persons appearance in decoration of lower social status. unclean, messy, bummy, greasy, soiled, grungy, "junk- boat"

Originated - Fall River, Ma

i would never let such a "grummy" looking individual watch my kid.

by Bunny & Jmac May 5, 2011

grammer nazi

Someone who takes every opportunity to correct someone on their grammar, even though they themselves don't know how to spell "grammar." See also hypocrite.

Impostor: Hey guys, don't you know the difference between your and you're? I'm such a grammer nazi.

Sane guy: Wow, you have no idea how stupid you sound.

by stanleyhudsonftw April 10, 2009

grammateur

A new grandmother who has no idea what she's doing with regard to grandmothering. (hat tip to JCW for the definition)

Bessie was obviously a grammateur, as she used safety pins to fasten her granddaughter's diaper together even though it had adhesive straps.

by chawalte January 31, 2010

grammar

(1) To a linguist, grammar is the structure of a language (as opposed to its lexicon, its words). Contrary to popular opinion, grammar is not something enforced by language academies, but it exists necessarily in all languages.

(2) To a non-linguist, grammar usually refers to various pre-scientific notions of "correct" usage.

Chinese grammar is very different from English.

by dattdso January 1, 2011