gondon

Sometimes misspelled as gandon. Russian obscene word for condom. Figuratively - a dickhead

Ty jebanyi gondon (You are fucking dickhead)

gondon by dildo777 April 21, 2018

gordon brown 

fat Scot who Was chancellor of the exchequer but now sits under the title of Priminister, much to the bewilderment of the Brittish people. Dubya's new lapdog.

(Gordon Brown): Cannea suck yer cock noo, Mr Bush?

gordon brown by 21stcentrybriton999 December 29, 2007

Baby Gord 

what Gord Ross Coleman calls his dick.

Gord- I can't do squat jumps because my Baby gord is too big
martha: weirdo

Baby Gord by TheCultoftheBeatsproutGrowers April 15, 2019

Gordon Freeman 

Way of saying that you're shocked.
Origin: In Half-Life 2, Gordon Freeman is a legendary hero, and every character you meet says "Gordon Freeman!"

*cup falls*
Gordon Freeman! I dropped my favorite cup!

Gordon Freeman by Crabsody December 27, 2009

Gordon Dip 

To cleverly sneak away from a party or social gathering without saying goodbye to anyone.

What happened to Jeff? He suddenly left the party without saying goodbye. That asshole totally Gordon Dipped!

Gordon Dip by lesoldham March 16, 2013

Gondorf 

Name for a very dark skin person that happens to be bad at all sports except for football.

Dang you see that gondorf right there bro.

Yup I’m a gondorf.

Gondorf by Gondorf May 31, 2019

Gordon Hayward 

A basketball playing stud from Brownsburg, Indiana. Around 6'9", 207 pounds, undeniable baby face. From one to ten, he's a certified "20." Shows off his clutch skills and slick moves similar to that of Gordon during the 2010 National Championship for the Butler Bulldogs or during his rookie season for the Utah Jazz. Can also describe a sickeningly close half court shot at a high pressure moment...

Dude, you pulled a Gordon Hayward on that shot!

Gordon Hayward by dawgs4life July 13, 2011