Glarg

Male, 30-something, Patriots fan.

Very or slightly overweight dude commonly with long messy hair, poor hygiene, age old clothes. No sexual attraction whatsoever. More than likely hanging out with a taller, handsomer, clean cut guy of same age and background in order to have the women in his same vicinity.

Most commonly the GLARG is from the North Eastern part of the continental United States and has relocated to warmer and a more metropolitan area.

Becomes second tier when women approach the taller friend. Usually just shunned away with a kind insult.

Woman walks up to two guys in a bar and says to the taller one...

WOMAN: "Excuse me, my friends over there are interested in you. What is your name?"

TALL FRIEND: (being polite and introducing his less fortunate friend) "Hi, I'm Jeff and this is my friend Glenn!"

WOMAN: "Was that Glarg???"

GLENN (GLARG): (furious but controlled) "No, Glenn, two N's..."

WOMAN: (Interested in the Tall Friend) "Whatever, anyway Jeff, my friends....."

Usually this leaves the GLARG enraged and hateful, but still drinks the night away.

by Fremont40SW June 24, 2009

Glaph

Mixture of seamen and urine.

"That was so hot, I almost glaphed"

by PaPa ZiTT November 10, 2008

Glamping Attire

When swanky people dress up for a fun night on the town.

Glamping attire requires, for example, a perfect pair of jeans and killer heels.

by campergirl December 14, 2012

Glap

The art of slapping one's index finger against conjoined thumb and middle finger in a repeated fasion to show excitement. Popular motion by tobacco chewers to push tobacco to one side of the tin, but perfected by those with no other way to contain themselves.

This is my jam!!!....Glap...Glap...Glap
YEAH!.......... BOI!!!!.......Glap....Glap...Glap

by Sqeeezy June 26, 2012

Garp

The act of farting under water and biting the bubble it creates. Females can also "garp" queiffs.

Remember when we were little and you would garp in the pool?

by ThangSlangin April 10, 2009

Glarg

The physical roles of fat associated with kankles.

Oh yeah, Kodi came out here for a snack and he got stuck in her glarg.

by GOSrisky April 27, 2011

Garp

A person that affiliates themselves with being a nerd or ‘neek’ as some may call it. Someone that stands out in the wrong way and is associated with NPC or beggy behaviour. Typically people that are virgins or have no rizz in everyday interactions

“What are you doing!! You’re such a Garp”

by Lord Garpius the 3rd January 22, 2023