gerbil

a small rodent that lives in Richard Greer's tuckus.

"Got nowhere else to go! My apartment won't allow pets"

by Keith Kellis May 14, 2005

geritroll

An old person who travels through the neighborhood talking to anyone who will listen.

Sorry Mom, but Mabel is a geritroll and she wouldn't quit talking.

by BeaLeager August 22, 2009

Gerbiercing

Using a gerbil to pierce a part of the human body.

Dude, I totally told you not to get that gerbiercing; it is getting infected.

by GerbilStroker June 9, 2011

Gerbutt

May be used as slang profanity; or to describe the act of inserting a gerbil into the anal cavity.

Stick it up gerbutt!

by GerbilStroker June 9, 2011

Gerbilsquirts

Noun

1. The perverse sexual display when a woman inserts a gerbil into her vagina and it stimulates her to the point of climax, at which time she begins to squirt and expels the gerbil from her vagina and sends it on a type of waterslide or log floom ride.

"Grab your poncho, video camera and catchers mitt, Jenny's got the gerbilsquirts tonight!"

by billebllunt December 11, 2013

Gerbil stain

When you shoot a gerbil out of your ass and it hits something and leaves a poop stain.

Listen bro I’m sick of you leaving a gerbil stain all over my adult diapers

by Gerbilicous6969 May 13, 2018

garbitching

gar bitch ing

The action of talking shit. Trash talking and bitching about one.

veronica thinks shes so tough garbitching about,she better keep that pretty mouth shut

by garbitching October 13, 2020