Frozen Poo Dildo

The end result of taking a solid dook, molding it into the preferred shape dildo, inserting said poo dildo into the freezer until it hardens, removing said frozen poo dildo from the freezer, and inserting said FPD into your ass for pleasure

Richard Gere invited me over to try out some of his Frozen Poo Dildo's, but i declined, because i like neither FPD's nor hampsters inserted into my rectum.

by Peejiddles January 5, 2009

Frozen

Someone wearing lots of diamonds (ice) would be frozen

Jacob the Jeweler keeps my arms so frozen

by konichiwakitty July 29, 2003

frozen pond

When you ejaculate into a bellybutton, filling it to the brim so that it resembles a pond covered with ice.

Man, I gave my girl the best frozen pond last night. It tok her forever to clean that shit out of her bellybutton.

by Jimmytard September 14, 2008

frozen kiss

Kissing someone right after eating or drinking something cold; lips are still cold.

Want a frozen kiss, i just took a bite off ice cream, and my lips are cold

by Doreen Sandhya February 13, 2008

Frozen

The most overrated movie EVER! Even fucking kidz bop is singing their songs. FUCKING KIDZ BOP!

Frozen gave me a headache after the first song.

by Paul Barkley September 6, 2014

Frozen Frank

1. When someone urinates in an ice cube tray and put the piss-cubes in someones drink.
2. When someone makes ice pops out of their urine and sells it like lemonade at a lemonade stand.

1. This is delicious, what's your secret?
2. Mom, Amar was selling Frozen Franks on the corner today, and they were deeeelicious!

by Pete March 18, 2004

frozen fish stick

the act of having doggy-style sex with someone whilst their head is submerged in an ice-fishing hole

I gave this a girl a frozen fish stick in her daddy's ice fishing house.

by J-Luzzle April 6, 2009