farking spot

A parking spot that appears open, but upon further inspection reveals a relatively small car already parked there.

Those blasted minivans make for a ton of farking spots.

by rtil July 18, 2008

Bace Fooking

The art of posting things on face book at 3AM, drunk that you would never post sober.

Suzanne really pissed off some friends with her bace fooking last night!

by K-Dawg4835 August 15, 2009

did a bit of fookin

when u bring someone back for some sexy time

lele: so what did u get up to last nite?

lulu: well, we did a bit of fookin!

by lele and lulu March 6, 2008

stick a fork in it

To be done, done with it.

stick a fork in it it's done

by DizzyLizzy February 16, 2007

forcing an owl to jog at noon

when someone is asking alot of someone else. it's enough to try and get an owl awake at noon but to make it jog that's too much. From Important Things With Demetri Martin

Guy: So Jenny wants me to go to her cousin's wedding in Australia. So I have to pay $2000 to be bored for five days.

Demetri: Jesus Jenny she's forcing an owl to jog at noon.

by num421337 April 2, 2010

Forkincate

Making sexual noises while eating food you love with a fork!

I forkincate every time I eat apple pie!

by John Zombie August 23, 2023

fluids_forkinoyama

fluids_forkinoyama Is a haikyuu tiktoker. They love kinoyama, and seem to have a thing against British people. He uses she/he/they/it pronouns, and in general is just a fun person.

fluids_forkinoyama And I should be moots (idrk what to put here okay)

by Idkwhattocallthislmao March 29, 2022