flabulent

Adj. Of fat flesh, to make a farting noise. See flabulence.

She shifted uncomfortably, her flabulent buttocks blupping gracelessly on the smooth seat of her molded plastic toadstool hoverchair.

by GlenCallenderUFA June 17, 2009

flatement

An inflated statement

President Trump's latest flatement vastly overestimated the number of people who attended his inauguration in Washington, DC.

by GrammyLB April 20, 2018

Flatulant

as in fat . intelligence intelligent a smart ass. a man of twisted mind or personality

that flatulant Frog grifted me on my doobage

basicaly translates to
that fat smartass frenchman ripped me off for my weed.

by TheFlatulantFrog August 29, 2008

pyro flatuence

a dose of gunpowder and colourant mixture which is placed on top of the butthole and combusts with a rapid expulsion of methane from sed butthole (otherwise known as a 'fart' or 'guff') to produce a pyrotechnical display, similar to the firework displays introduced to the world by the chinese.

dave's left and right buttcheeks were severely disfugured after a pyro flatuence show that went horrendously wrong, now u can see the face of har mar super star between the crack.

by Anonymous September 30, 2003

frapulent

Originally a misspelling of the word, "fratulent", itself a mispelling of the word, "flatulent", a derivation of the Roman, "flapulent", which meant, "to frapulate", technically translated as "having been shot in the upper cornea by Persians while crab fishing for aborigines".

"Damn bitch, you so frapulent!"

by Sheriff Spam December 12, 2004

flatulence

An ambulance specialized in care for steamroller accident victims. Definition is too short, my ass.

Oh no, Bubba got run over by that steamroller. Quick, get a flatulence!

by Bubba July 7, 2004

flatulatas

any meat / torilla based spicey mexican food that may bring on massive cases of percussive farting.

"ohhhhh man....i shouldnt have eaten those pork flatulatas..i think i'm gonna blast tthe stiches off my jeans.

by DEEBEE from OP May 12, 2003