Flake-Dance

The erractic dance of the keyboardist from rammstein "flake" , usually during the course of the song "Weisses Fleisch" Its humour is usually multiplied by his attire, silver trench coat and hot pants.

Oh my its just like the flake dance

by das feind March 19, 2004

cum flake

Cum, usually in trace amounts, that has dried into flakes resembling those of dandruff, except perhaps a little yellower and definitely smellier.

I had a hard time wiping my jizz out of my pubes and chest hair, and 15 minutes later I noticed I was covered in cum flakes.

by agwellin January 11, 2009

pussy flakes

When a female is laying in a bed after being aroused and getting all juicy, and there isn't much humidity in the air, and that mucous-juice dries and begins to flake off her reproductive/excretory area.

Woah, Kristy. You're just brushing that shit off onto my bed? Like I want to sleep on your pussy flakes? You never get to complain about me doing anything gross ever again.

by Jer0EM August 3, 2008

Frosted Flakes Time

Meeting up with a woman in a parking lot at night for sex in a car...both faces are never seen by the other party, like the Frosted Flakes commercials.

I told my bro Jim I was hoping to meet up with Sally tonight for some Frosted Flakes time in the Waffle House parking lot.

by Hal Hadasass February 11, 2010

flake

(verb, oftenly used with "out") - To decide not to go at the last second; To "ditch" or "bail out."

"You said we were gonna go see the movie! Don't change your mind and flake out!"

"Damn, it's been an hour since we were supposed to meet. I bet she just flaked out on me."

by Patrick March 18, 2003

Flakenstein

Someone who is a monster flake. A term used for people who bail constantly and cant commit. Also commonly used as McFlakenstein, but for a more serious offense.

Hes not coming now! What a Flakenstein!

Dude dont even bother inviting that dandruff McFlakenstein.

by Andizzle-Dazzle May 8, 2008

bitch flakes

a cereal consumed by women that turns them in to major, major beotches by the afternoon. an extremely dangerous concoction.

Damn, woman! You must've had an extra bowl of bitch flakes this morning.

by Roble Rocks October 13, 2002