Dakota Fanning Syndrome

Suffering from being the less attractive older sibling

Person 1: Whoah Jenn is so much hotter than her older sister..what happened?
Person 2: Dakota Fanning Syndrome bro..

by f0xycleopatra October 2, 2012

Fagging

The act of being called a fag. Usually shouted out of the window of pickup trucks in small town america. Seldom is a fagging committed by a single person -- or when the number of fags to hillbillies in approximately one to one.

Long haired guy walks into a Bob Evans. Someone calls him a fag. His friend shows up and the same thing happens to him.
"I got a fagging from those dbags in the corner booth,"
"I also was fagged on the way in."

by Stuey B July 22, 2007

Fanking

The act of wanking to photos on facebook.

"I fanked to her gramdas fb picture so hard that i now i have a sticky keyboard."

"I caught him Fanking to my little to my little sisters profile piucture"

by scumcum May 14, 2010

Fagging

Fagging is when a 40-foot gerbil sticks a fag up his ass.

My ass feels so empty, let's go fagging.

by Lowrider June 2, 2003

fagging off

oh, that's just lovely. You put words into my mouth about doing such a sickening activity as that. I guess you think you're better than me because of it, don't you.

Laugh it up, enjoy the things that satisfy your sick hunger, but I won't drag myself down to your level.

by A Midwestern Christian April 17, 2005

Fancing

Finger dancing.

Dancing solely with ones fingers.

Jimmy was already in bed but he wanted to dance, so he did some fancing.

by GreenLightRedLight March 29, 2010

fonging

To bail out flaking of appointments at the last minute with really lame ass excuses like.... "hey, how's it going, it's **** i just got your text message, sorry bro, ummm, i think i'm gonna have to cancel last minute, i started work this week, as i think i mentioned to you in my email on Monday, yeah it's been a tough transition getting settled in, kinda draining physically mentally so, ummm, still in the Peninsula, took a half hour nap and by the time i get there, it'll prob be like 9, and i know you're gonna be there until 9:30, so, hopefully maybe we can get together tomorrow, spoke with ####, so I'll give you a call and try to shoot for Saturday and hope you're having a good time, and I spoke with #### and heard it was a good turnout, so i'll kick your butt in pool next time and we'll get together soon. alright, talk to you later."

Dude, are you fonging on me? what kind of lame ass excuse is "i'm really tired. I've gotta bail. I'll make it up to you next time." That's so shady.

by spidey1000 May 13, 2008