Fanking

Fanking is the art of recontextualising a product by holding it down near your crotch. This can be done by covering part of the word(s) with your thumb or fingers.
Moog: What an excellent example of Fanking!

Marty: What does that say?

Moog: Man(go) Juice!
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Fanking is the art of creatively changing the meaning of a products name by photographing it near your crotch.
Fanking in public is fun!
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Fanking is the delightful art of re-contextualising a product by taking a photo of it near your crotch.
Marty took a photo of Moog Fanking Dicks Bush
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Fanking - The art of creatively changing the meaning of a products name by photographing it near your crotch as developed by Moog. Fingers may be used to cover parts of words to give the product name a new dirty meaning or use.
Fanking "Sno balls" works even without covering the "S" to create "no balls".
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The act of wanking to photos on facebook.
"I fanked to her gramdas fb picture so hard that i now i have a sticky keyboard."

"I caught him Fanking to my little to my little sisters profile piucture"
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He was in a corner Fanking off.
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Fanking refers to sexual stimulation of a person's genitals whilst smoking a cigarette (fag), usually to the point of orgasm and is usually conducted within a locked automobile.

The stimulation can be performed manually, by other types of bodily contact (short of sexual intercourse), by use of objects or tools, or by some combination of these methods. Self fanking is a common form of autoeroticism. Fanking with a partner, called mutual fanking, is also common.

Communal fanking in large groups over an extended period of time is collectively known as a fankathon, short for fanking marathon.
Just got caught fanking in the morrison's carpark.
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