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slap your eyeballs

when someone makes you so mad that you want to literally reach into their skull and slap their eyeballs
If you keep being so passive aggressive with me, boyfriend, i'm going to slap your eyeballs!
by suckmyballsacks69 April 21, 2018
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eyeball ping-pong

When two people are taking turns making awkward glances at each other but avoiding direct eye contact; Person 1 will look at Person 2, usually with a side-eye, until the Person 2 looks at Person 1, at which point Person 1 quickly looks away and the cycle starts over. The continuous back-and-forth resembles that of a game of ping-pong. Typically indicates some kind of tension between the two involved parties.
Guy 1: Dude, I saw my ex yesterday.

Guy 2: Yikes, how did that go?

Guy 1: It actually wasn’t that awkward, but we were doing a lot of eyeball ping-pong. I wonder if there’s still anything there.

Guy 2: There's not, you’re just an idiot.
by BandH8r May 18, 2021
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UFO Eyeballs

When someone has had so many drugs they look at you like they're from another planet.
Did you see Sean's pupils? Proper UFO eyeballs. What's he on?
by Deadpanlives April 19, 2023
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EYEBALL SYNDROME

when you close your eyes and your eyeball starts tingly keeping you awake
james has eyeball syndrome he cannot sleep
by froboi65 May 23, 2018
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