An awesome BBC America dramedy television show about two women---a detective, Eve, and an extraordinary assassin, Villanelle, becoming obsessed with each other (to the point where you will wonder if it's romantic interest) as they try to take each other down. The acting by Sandra Oh (Cristina from Grey's Anatomy) is great and Jodie Comer will especially wow your ass.
Season 2 will come sometime next year.
Season 2 will come sometime next year.
Killing Eve: BBC tv show
Eve: “I think about you all the time. I think about what you’re wearing and what you’re doing and who you’re doing it with. I think about what friends you have, what you eat before you work, what shampoo you use, what happened in your family. I think about your eyes and your mouth and what you feel when you kill someone. I think about what you had for breakfast. I just want to know everything.”
Villanelle: I think about you too. I mean. I masturbate about you a lot.
Eve: Okay... that's...
Villanelle: Too much?
Eve: No... I just wasn't expecting that.
Eve: “I think about you all the time. I think about what you’re wearing and what you’re doing and who you’re doing it with. I think about what friends you have, what you eat before you work, what shampoo you use, what happened in your family. I think about your eyes and your mouth and what you feel when you kill someone. I think about what you had for breakfast. I just want to know everything.”
Villanelle: I think about you too. I mean. I masturbate about you a lot.
Eve: Okay... that's...
Villanelle: Too much?
Eve: No... I just wasn't expecting that.
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