Edjaculate

The fluid that comes out of Male, Females and Paris Hilton when reaching a sexual climax. Often clear, sticky and delisious.

"Your Edjaculate is all over my face" - Paris Hilton's most uttered phrase.

by inzader May 18, 2009

ejaculate

The end product of ejaculation.

After plenty of fun and games (wink wink, say no more) the male genetalia had already produced a multitude of ejaculate on the female partners face.

by Headladn June 28, 2014

Ejaculate

To have oil spit from a pot while deep frying.

The oil ejaculated while the penis shaped beigne was in the pot.

by Penis_Beigne May 29, 2010

Ejaculate

What a Yorkshireman jays to Jack when he’s not on time

-Jack not arriving on time-

“Ejaculate”

by Rose_Ting November 20, 2020

Immaculate Curve

Godly equation to determine the youngest girl you can date.
Your age divided by 2, plus 5 = The age of the youngest girl you can date.

"Dude, she's 16, that's well within your immaculate curve."

by dsmonkey September 19, 2003

Immaculate Conception & Virgin Birth

When a dude does NOT penetrate his virgin girlfriend, but, shoots his load onto her pussy, it does, on rare occasion, result in Immaculate Conception & Virgin Birth.

Why did you shoot your load onto her pussy? That was stupid. Now you've had a case of Immaculate Conception & Virgin Birth, and you never even fucked her.

No dude, we've got a bunch of TV interviews starting tonight. We're gonna be rich and famous!

by Thomas Flathill March 22, 2009

immaculate reunion

an act in which a person skillfully takes a bowel movement into their own mouth such that the feces exits the anal cavity and enters directly into the mouth without contacting any other objects. The re-introduction of excrement into a persons digestive system.

Stephanie applied superior concentration and dexterity as she executed an immaculate reunion.

by John X April 24, 2003