A bearded ponce who likes to claim that positive vibes and electromagnetic pulses will save your life from real diseases like cancer.
Can you believe that Noel Edmonds, telling cancer patients they're sick because of a negative attitude? What a douchecake.
by Jonny Douglas June 7, 2016
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Hi, my name is Tai Lopez. Or Lie Topez as my friends call me.
I sucked at doing anything with my life. So instead I decided to be a douchecanoe that gets paid. That's just how I choose to live my life.
I sucked at doing anything with my life. So instead I decided to be a douchecanoe that gets paid. That's just how I choose to live my life.
by I'm a playa... Email playa February 7, 2017
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"Ugh yeah it was 15% off at express mens"
"What a douchecanoe"
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"What a douchecanoe"
by kenley707 February 26, 2018
Get the Douchecanoe mug.The term "douchecat" generally refers to a Female with a certain combination of obnoxious characteristics related to attitude, social ineptitude, public behavior, or outward presentation or body showoff with feminist symptoms.
Though the common douchecat thinks she is accepted by the people around her, most of her peers dislike her. She has an inflated sense of self-worth, compounded by a lack of social grace and self-awareness. She behaves inappropriately in public, yet is completely ignorant to how pathetic & ugly she appears to others.
She often talks about how beautiful, cool, successful, and popular she is, yet never catches on to the fact that she comes across as a total loser & most ugly creature who hates men for no reason. Nevertheless, She firmly believes that she is the smartest, macho-feminist, bold, charismatic, attractive and most charming person in the room... and will try to bad-rep anyone who would threaten to expose this facade. But in reality no Man wants to even see or touch her or waster their time by even looking or talking about her.
She fancies herself a Women's Man, To everyone else, she is an annoying & arrogant who comes across as a wannabe overcompensating for her insecurities. She tries to appear like the center of whatever group will tolerate her, but in reality, She is just a tag-along who mooches drinks, men, contacts, social standing, and other benefits from the group... while contributing nothing.
Though the common douchecat thinks she is accepted by the people around her, most of her peers dislike her. She has an inflated sense of self-worth, compounded by a lack of social grace and self-awareness. She behaves inappropriately in public, yet is completely ignorant to how pathetic & ugly she appears to others.
She often talks about how beautiful, cool, successful, and popular she is, yet never catches on to the fact that she comes across as a total loser & most ugly creature who hates men for no reason. Nevertheless, She firmly believes that she is the smartest, macho-feminist, bold, charismatic, attractive and most charming person in the room... and will try to bad-rep anyone who would threaten to expose this facade. But in reality no Man wants to even see or touch her or waster their time by even looking or talking about her.
She fancies herself a Women's Man, To everyone else, she is an annoying & arrogant who comes across as a wannabe overcompensating for her insecurities. She tries to appear like the center of whatever group will tolerate her, but in reality, She is just a tag-along who mooches drinks, men, contacts, social standing, and other benefits from the group... while contributing nothing.
Douche Cat or Douchecat
1) During the party, Hillary went into my room and took my iPod. She is a douchecat
2) Maneka is Douchecat as she keeps boasting about her Feminism & Feminist Ideas in conjunction with her Misandric mindset.
3) Who invited this douchecats... and why is She drinking from my bottle & still cursing & hating Men?
1) During the party, Hillary went into my room and took my iPod. She is a douchecat
2) Maneka is Douchecat as she keeps boasting about her Feminism & Feminist Ideas in conjunction with her Misandric mindset.
3) Who invited this douchecats... and why is She drinking from my bottle & still cursing & hating Men?
by visit2neo August 27, 2018
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