Doomening

The total annihilation of all life on earth and the surrounding planets, caused by an artifact known as the "The Device" when two people who have received the sacred keys fail to to insert them into the device within seventy two hours of the last insertion.

Doomening

by Headphoner March 19, 2013

dooley wilson

Monkey ass rape

" I went to the zoo yesterday and got a Dooley Wilson... Talk about King Kong!"

by Jingling99 December 12, 2013

Dooley

When something or someone got fucking rekt, it's used as an replacement for "fucked"

"Dang did you see that fight?"
"Yeah man, that guy got dooleyed"

by Cream_cheese August 10, 2017

Doofenis

A very stupid person - a cross between a doofus and a penis.

You are being such a doofenis right now.

by DisasterWeenie September 1, 2017

dolenda

A girl you can see at her best if you can handle her at her worst. They're sneaky, manipulative, and a majority of the time are emotionless to almost anything but are known for getting excited just as quickly. They react to things either really slowly or not at all. They have their dumb moments but these gals are true comedians at heart. They can also be prone to insecurity and find themselves constantly comparing themselves to other individuals. They're athletic but can't stand the thought of being fat or slightly overweight.

"There goes Dolenda... Looking pissed as usual."

"Yo, Dolenda, can you smile for once?"

"Y'all won't believe what Dolenda just said...bitch had me on THE FLOOOR!"

by GEtimes_40 December 8, 2017

Dooley'd

The act in which a person unintentionally harms himself.

I dropped my knife in my leg and got dooley'd.

by MightyCowPounder May 6, 2018

Doofensmirts Bug

A bug that only eat pasturized cheese, and pizza. It lives in toasters and in summer they migrate to air conditioners where they then lay eggs and the eggs spread all over the house.

Look , the Doofensmirts Bug is eating my pasturized cheese!

by Thatbandtrashyouhate.hi June 1, 2018