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Disaled

When someone saled away but didnt after all
Didnt he saled?
Nah bro, he disaled
by White boy with attitude December 2, 2019
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Disablite

The Rogue Terry, Disablite for short. Is a person the creators don’t like. It is to oppress anyone with feet. Specifically children, but adults aren’t excluded. We hate feet and the people who have them.
Person 1: god i hate that ugly Sploognaffis The Rogue Terry(tm), hes such a fucking disablite...?>>?????? with his whore ass feet. i hate feet remove all feet
person 2: same here i want him to curl up into a ball and, die. d
Person 3: what’s his eta?
Person 1: I hate that! People with estimated time of arrivals always have feet to move them around!
Person 2: I hate Disablites, but not all people have etas! Like us, we are the feetless supreme gods!
by Argenette Big bong October 31, 2023
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disamble

To make that motherfucker not assembled no mo
This couch is too big for 3 old white motherfuckers to carry up the stairs of this taco restaurant building. Let's disamble this bitch right quick like A true motherfucking pigeon scout would. birds of a feather don't flock with you motherfucker
by Pigeon Chief December 29, 2023
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disaglee

when you are bogus and having a discussion

usually involve a Robert or a glenn
I would e alluver garms snus
Well no I disaglee
by Diksuk the big January 23, 2024
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Disabeered

Your can/bottle of beer gets misplaced due to too many beer cans left sitting around and/or you're just unable to locate. As if your beverage of beer has done a disabeering act.
I swear I just placed my beer right here somewhere, it's as if it Disabeered on me
by FroglickD' February 20, 2026
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disabeer

(Some Arithmetic Skills Required) I bring 12 in a small cooler. Next morning I get asked, "How many beers you have?". Me: I rememberrrr..... the first 5 (lightweight, fair 'nuff); there's 2 left in the cooler - that's 5 disabeers. There's a good chance I had at least 1 of those, and sure friends need an extra because for some reason they only brought a couple beers. Disabeers. Thanks spell correct for trying to make me put "disablers". Plural of disabeer. Sometimes you cruise through the night and there's only a single unaccounted for. That would be a disabeer.
Wow Fred. Great party. Only 1 disabeer and I only heard there were a couple hurlers. We should try the kegger next time.
by anonymous March 8, 2026
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disabeer

(ATTN: basic arithmetic skills required) Jimmy asks me how many beers I have left at the end of the party last night? My cooler shows 4. I brought 12, 'cause you know there's always that one friend. I remember drinking the first 5 beers. 12 minus 5 = 7. Had my brain not been impaired, I should have 7 beers left. I have 4 remaining. 3 disabeers. There's an excellent chance that I had at least one of the disabeers and your mates always appreciate having a couple at the ready when they're running low.
Plural of disabeer. If it's a two-four or a 30 shared amongst many in a camping scenario, or rec softball, or curling; it's all of the beers you don't remember drinking.

NOT a good stat to share with an officer of the law.
"My bar tab says I had 8 last night but I only recall the first 5. So 3 disabeers."
NEVER: "Officer, there's only one disabeer that I remember."
by LightSwitchPolice March 8, 2026
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