Change my diaper

One of the most offense insults you can say to another human being. Pretty much the worst thing that can be said according to Tom Segura

Tom: hey you know what Bryce fuck you!
Bryce: fuck you cunt

Tom: you know what bitch change my diaper motherfucker

Bryce: 😐

by Straight outta Rochester June 8, 2018

Double diapering

The process of putting two diapers on a baby or child, rather than one. Mothers who use cloth diapers on their children quite often use the option of 'double diapering'.

At the dayhome double diapering was always done for naptime, and night-time.

by Lorraine Jorgenson. September 8, 2006

Crab Dipper

A sexual act where a man pulls the skin of his balls over his dick so it looks like a hermit crab, and then he inserts it into a woman's vagina.

"Jacob felt that he would treat his woman to an extra special time, so he gave her a crab dipper."

by Jolly Judd January 29, 2009

Queer Diaper

A queer diaper is a roll of toilet paper that a gay man puts up in his underwear so as not to have cum leak out after anal sex.

Dude after that railing that I gave you, you had better put in a queer diaper

by harry niblets April 10, 2009

diaper butt

n. When the fabric on the butt of jeans stretches and no longer fits tightly. Called "diaper butt" because of the baggy appearance, similar to a diaper full of poop.
Term can be applied to swim suits.

"Aw man, I haven't washed these pants in about 3 days. They're all stretched out and look like diaper butt."

by max636 May 19, 2008

dipper goes to taco bell

A creepy fanfare show where dipper goes to taco bell and dies of blood loss to the penis then Mable comes to fuck his dead body.

That is a dipper goes to taco bell statement

by nukeitforever47 December 3, 2014

dumper bumping

Dirty anal sex. It was first pioneered by the Gap Tooth Pirate, Cromer. Before ejaculation, the man pulls out and cums on the girl's face, because "she knew it was coming".

Cromer and Tiffany were dumper bumping in the locked room. I knew because of the grunts of pain from Tiffany and the stink of bunghole and sweat.

by Captain Crunkbeard August 18, 2006