Dickship

When you ship people solely because of dick size.

Oh my god, Becky that's like totally a dickship, I sooooooo dickship it.

by thetruebitches July 9, 2016

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Dickshift

To shift your attitude aftering being a huge dick or someone you're not.

Dickshift your attitude, you sound like your mother.

Stop being such a Dickshift, grind your gears the other way.

Omg Becky, your Dickshift attitude is showing!

by UraWizerdHerry February 7, 2017

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Dickshift

A hair knot (or bun) tied top of the females head. This acts as a shifting tool for when the male counter part wants the female to vacuum their pork sword (or inhale their Richard, oh what have you?)

Lisa: Richard do you like my hair down or up?

Richard: I prefer it when you have your dickshift strapped up tight.

Lisa: (sigh) But...but that's how I always have it, I thought you would like something different?

Richard: No, that's the only time I get my two favorite things. My knob slobbed and silence. That is fucking gold!

by SlamBlumpk December 27, 2017

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Dickish

The act of being a dick to one or more people.

Jon: What's up bitchtits?
Me: Why are you being so dickish?

by BUTTHOLEBANDIT June 6, 2018

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dickshunary

The Church-approved/censored monk's word-reference manual; it avoids any mention of the male genitalia, since members of that group try their best to "shun" any thoughts about their "dicks".

I picked up a dickshunary for my child for a quarter at a monastery rummage sale so that it would be an "appropriate 'n' safe" version for young eyes, but then it was kinda awkward some years later when I needed to give him "The Talk", since he had no clue about "that subject" from having read his book.

by QuacksO August 9, 2018

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