Dickshop

A person who radiates such flamboyancy that it makes you feel like you are in a store to buy bulk amounts of penis.

Guy 1: dude do you see that guy that won't stop talking about gay stuff?
Guy 2: yea man, I think he wants the cock like right now!
Guy 1: what a total fucking dickshop.

by Woodlone November 27, 2012

dickshop

to add a penis onto an image through the use of a photo manipulation program.

*in a thread involving lesbians and a tootise roll pop*

This is a wonderful opportunity for a dickshop, but i am too cocained to create it right now.

by Fred Analpickles September 12, 2013

dickship

Slang for a wang or penis. Used most commonly by someone who is awaiting the immediate sexual use or opportunity to show off one's wang.

"Hey baby, do you want to see my dickship?"

"Dude, you haven't seen a fighting vessel until you've witnessed my dickship."

by Vianegativa85 March 10, 2009

Dickscope

When playing any shooter based game, one picks up a sniper and quick scopes the enemy. A dickscope occurs when the bullet hits the area of male genitalia.

I was meant to hit that trickshot quickscope but instead I ended up getting a dickscope!

by dickscoper May 14, 2013

Dickshot

A dickshot is when you are out hunting and Dick Cheney appears and shoots you. This has happened recently to a lawyer who said tapping phone lines is wrong.

"Man, that 78 year old lawyer who got dickshot just had a heart attack"

by DRDANOFTHEUSSANARCHY April 18, 2006

dickhopping

Similar to island-hopping, but pleasurable to both parties.

Friend 1: Yo, i wanna ask out Jonny in our physics class.
Friend 2: Bro, he's been dickhopping all around that class.

by BlackBerryPicking February 12, 2020

dickslop

the specimen that comes out of or off of one's male reproductive organ A.K.A penis.

Bro, I just got a bj from this chick and got my dickslop all over her face!!!

by bbbooobbb June 7, 2011