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The emo death fall ritual

The act of standing over a dick, spreading your legs, and commiting suicide, therefore falling onto the dick and having your corpse be penetrated and bringing joy to the other person as they cry when using your corpse to pleasure themselves. After they are finished they throw the body into a nearby dumpster, set it on fire, and roll it down a hill while shoving a raw fish up their ass.

This ritual was apparently invented when Columbus discovered America, and found several drawings for instructions.

The ritual is believed to cure the disease of being necrophilic and emo, but so far it has only been a 3% chance.
Her: "I don't wanna live anymore I miss my daddy but I'm also horny :^("
Him: "Let's perform the emo death fall ritual"
Her: "k but I really miss my daddy"
Him: "I honestly don't care and neither does anybody else"
Her: "I want to do it now"
Him: "Fantastic"
by Gizrik October 3, 2016
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Four Fingers of Death

A nickname for the US MRE (meal ready to eat) menu #6, officially named simply "Frankfurters", produced from the 1980s until the early 2000s.
The name comes from the main course, which consists of 4 horrible, rancid frankfurter hot dogs. Also included in this menu are an equally abhorrent fudge bar, mediocre beans in tomato sauce, and apple jelly with crackers, in addition to the standard accessory packet.
Private 1 - "Aw shit, I just got the Four Fingers of Death"
Private 2 - "Ah shit man, that sucks. I hope the latrine is free for you in an hour or two"
by Booz McGroove March 21, 2022
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blue screen of death

Blue screen that you're all too familiar with if you use an older version of windows. If you can't wait the ten minutes it takes to crash, just put a floppy disk or cd in and then take it out while trying to load something from it.
Last year at my school there was a slideshow with pictures of the seniors at an assembly. I laughed my ass off when the blue screen of death showed up halfway through their shitty powerpoint presentation.
by Chris April 30, 2004
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Blue Screen of Death

Windows NT crashed.
I am the blue screen of death.
No one hears your screams.
Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return.
by hayw00d February 16, 2005
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stick death

Cartoons in which stick men are killed in a humorous way.
Rob Lewis has a website about stick death.
by Bobby May 11, 2003
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Darth Nihilus

A masked Sith Lord who drains the force from force-sensitive stuff, including entire planets. He appears in Star Wars Knights of the Old Republic II: The Sith Lords.
Darth Nihilus looks so badass. I mean, come on, he even eats PLANETS!
by Felt like adding this December 15, 2008
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Darth Cheney

Darth Cheney is the Sith Lord who appears in public as Vice President Dick Cheney, the perpetually sneering White House master puppeteer and homophobic father of a notorious, former brewery spokes-lesbian, Mary Cheney.
Darth Cheney continued to deny he had ever claimed there were weapons of mass destruction in Iraq even as Tim Russert played a tape of him saying so.
by Luke Streetwalker September 24, 2006
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