covid excuse

The use of covid 19 as a excuse so you don't have to do or participate in something.

Guy 1: I won't be able to attend the the family gathering due to covid. Guy 2: There he goes again using the covid excuse. He just doesn't want to go.

by jimmybomm December 3, 2020

Covid-Cane

Covid-Cane: (Definition)

having at least a half a dozen symptoms of Covid-19 or covid-omnichron.

ie: congestion or Runny nose, sweats, sneezing fits, coughing/gagging, loss of smell in at least one nostril, bloody nose, insomnia, loss of appetite, diarrhea, trouble breathing in at least one nostril, fear of test results.

Damn bro, I had to see my PO and tested positive for c-c-covid-cane.

As soon as I got exposed to your covid-cane, I got diarrhea, runny nose, loss of appetite, and I couldn’t sleep all night.

by Greenhans33 January 2, 2022

Covid-theatre

The state of theatrics associated with the COVID pandemic , and alluding to the utter nonsensical measures that have no effect to hinder the spread of viral organisms.

“When I arrived to school, I ‘declared’ I was well on my screening app. Therefore, I know there is no virus in the school , obviously….Such Covid-theatre! “

by T.Mandelbunny January 19, 2022

Covid-19

ABSOLUTELY FUCKIN TERRIBLE. JUST GET IT OUT OF HERE

cmon y'all, who's with me?!

Covid-19 sucks ASS

by Stitch gurl April 20, 2020

Covid cock

A term used to describe an aching an yearning penis that is desperate to get back into action, such action held back because of the corona virus pandemic

Man my covid cock aches. It’s beyond blue balls now!

by Newfie blogger June 21, 2020

COVID-19

Its a stupid virus that prevents people from doing what they love the most. It makes you relize that you actually have a life. It breaks couples up beacuse they cant see each other. It makes people buy toilet paper when they dont even need it so, that way the people who really do need it cant wype there ass

Mom-Who used the last of the toilet paper?
Dad-I did
Mom-I have to go to the store now. Wheres my mask so i dont get the COVID-19

by Social distancing got me like April 21, 2020

COVID-19

COVID-19 is caused by a coronavirus called SARS-CoV-2 allowing introverted stoners to finally stay home in quarantine and smoke without a school or a boss b*tching in their ears or having to talk to people.

Person 1: hey man you hear school closed.
Person 2: yea man im excited about this covid-19

by Chloegirl13 August 31, 2020